#so appaling

I just watched the film cause i saw it on netflix as recommended for me and i really didnt think it would be as bad as it was hyped up to be. It starts with a weird, uncomfortable, heavy handed metaphor about adam and eve on earth. Its not that bad at the start, the acting’s okay with Michelle Pfeiffer but Jennifer Lawrence does a weird gaspy thing throughout probably to solidify the fact that my God, shes just a delicate woman and we can’t take her too seriously even when shes just breathing. It then progressed and you think it might not be that bad until she gets all pregnant and God gets all dickheady. By the way, why is God a dickhead? I thought the whole point of God was that he wasn’t. Guess I missed that bit of scripture. Then there are a few more home intruders which is so fun, and then you remember why every news article was talking about a baby being torn to shreds in this film. The thought of a baby being torn to shreds hangs in your head for the last hour of the film, which isnt what a film should really be focusing on Literally Ever. Skipping to the end, after about half an hour to 45 minutes of weird chaotic drivel, she has the baby and some absolute maniac allowed their very small child to be in this film. I mean this baby is miraculously new, and then the ! in mother! happens. Baby gets thrown into the crowd by god (i.e. Jesus) and they eat it! They tear it apart, you see an accurately made carcass, and people eat it. And just to add the cherry on the cake, Jlaw gets beat up with her tits out, because thats the role of women in film folks!