#snowlockholms

PENIS WAFFLES!??

wife: your phone is beautiful

Imagine tiny alienlock hiding Johns pens and papers and clicking and whirring as he watches John wander around confused as to why he cant find his things. John is suspicious of him so he leaves out his phone and pretends to fall asleep so when he hears some movement he sees alienlock trying to drag it away, “Gotcha!” and alienlock jumps cause he thought he was sleeping, “Care to tell me where you put the rest of my things?” and alienlock gets embarrassed and hides behind his coffee mug, clicking quietly and thinking John is mad. “Hey…” he says and chuckles, “I don’t mind I would just like to use my stuff now and again, yeah?”