#snow!!!!!

so my brothers girlfriend is staying with us and she’s from the south so her car is NOT built for snow and my brother dad and i went out to shovel the driveway so we could get her car into it and all of the sudden i get nailed in the back of the head by a snow ball and the only acceptable reaction to that is to shout “you dick” and launch all the snow in my shovel at my brother because who else would throw snow at me except him right well here’s the thing it’s a new england rite of passage to solely shovel your driveway in sweatshirts so both of us are in sweatshirts and he gets fucking blasted by the foot of snow that i just launched at him and then his girlfriend starts dying laughing and goes “you know i was the one who threw that right?” and i look at my brother in his now soggy sweatshirt and he looks at me while buried in snow and i go “whoops” and then resist the urge to run for my life