Story time
So there was snow at my bus stop right
on the other side of the wall we all hang out on
im feeling a little playful so I jump down to grab some
I pop back up with a snowball and my boyfriend books it into the road, bestie waddles away a little and brodude just stares at me
I don’t care, I’m gonna make a sick ass mini snowguy
bestie tries to take my snowball after I set it down on the brick to which I immediately protest with a sad little squeak
she puts it back and throws the remnants at my boyfriend who is very warily coming back
they start play fighting
I don’t pay attention, I’m giving snowguy an even smaller head
I decide I hate it after it’s built and JUST as brodude is waddling over to pat its head I just
slam my hand down on top of it and it gets hella squished
by this point, bestie is yelling “MILO IVE BEEN SHOT” and boyfriend is laughing while he apologizes, they’re both laughing, it’s fine, whatever (he accidentally elbowed her chest)
but brodude just says “NOOOOOOOOO” after I squish snowguy and this MOTHERFUCKER
TAKES WHATS LEFT OF SNOWGUYS BODY
AND FUCKING
HURLS IT
AT MY FACE
I start yelling “I BEEN SHOT EVERYONE GET DOWN THEYVE GOT A SNIPER”
everyone’s laughing at me, I can’t see cuz there’s snow in my eye
I kneel over to get my bearings, lose my footing. No big deal, right?
wrong. So, so very wrong.
you see, there is a HILL on the other side of this wall.
next thing I know, I’m doing fucking somersaults down this thing, getting all snowy and muddy and laughing while everyone else laughs at me
when I get to the bottom I just kinda lay there and I hear bestie go “OH MY GOD WAY TO GO YOU KILLED HER”
I pop back up laughing and trek back up this hill to haul my short ass over the wall and seek comfort from bestie because everyone’s still laughing at me
and then she tells me I looked adorable rolling down the hill so I abandon her and go seek comfort from the boyfriend
then the bus got there and I’m walking home from the stop right now and it’s cold and there’s SNOW IN MY HOODIE and I’m wet but yeah it was pretty cool
chaos is a regular occurrence
