My friend Vydika's officially leaving the Penthouse today, packing her bags, and heading out into the world of awesome smells.

Since we all suck at goodbyes, we just got plastered.

Vydika, it's been awesome. Thanks for sneaking me bites of lunch, for big giant hugs that I pretended I didn't want, for letting me wipe my runny nose on your arm, and for the pancakes. I'm sorry I peed near your desk when I was mad at you, and licking your plate when you weren't looking.

Here's my favourite picture of us. I'm secretly going to miss you. I'm not going to miss your stupid tablas.

And finally, here's some advice from the awesome Ogden Nash, that just might come in handy during your travels.

Reflections on Ice-breaking Candy Is Dandy But liquor Is quicker.

I guess I'm going to miss Rohit too. B'bye Dawg! Here's some advice for you from Not Ogden Nash.

Don't get high on paint fumes Don't sniff And you won't Get a Whiff.