-evil boss and his hechman
-they got the "only in this universe" trope <- and somehow it gets fucked up by dimension hopping in search of eachother and ending up dying as a result
-yeah elaborating on that last part literally most of their story post OSMP is them searching eachother in different universes
-also what they got is anything but straight + your usual undying loyalty that you'll see in every sneeg or phil relationship
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Okay, okay. Phil fucking Sneeg so good he cries. Like, he's so overstimulated and feels so good that he can't even keep himself together. And of course, Phil's praising him the entire time, telling him he's being so good for daddy.
I don't remember the last time I saw that shipp, but since that day I haven't been able to get this image out of my head. So here I go.
Sneegzablade.
//Almost pure nsfw content, oviposition, trans male character, mention of: double penetration, dacryphilia, denigration, overstimulation, kinda ânon-conâ (we love consent here, this is part of the character game).
Sneeg and Philza spend full time in the OSPM and it is usual to see that Sneeg made Phil's shoulder his own house, but from what I knew and remember, Sneegsnag can make his size bigger and smaller.
Philza is a villain and we love him as such, both Sneeg and Blade throw the dogs at him aggressively but Sneeg is the first to fuck him, the great and feared Philza Minecraft downgraded to quivering putty and overstimulation.
Techno doesn't like that, Sneeg, his great ârivalâ had the nerve to fuck Philza first when it was clear that he would be the first. Techno is a rabbit and it is well known what they say about them *Whatsapp Moon*, Phil is a bird after all, touch his wings and you screwed him because he is sensitive and reaches his beaks very quickly, it is very easy to overstimulate him and he is also a bitch. So he doesn't care if he's crying the shit out, he's always going to challenge you to continue.
So, although Sneeg and Techno are rivals they may hit it off and a trio may happen, gossip will probably confirm that Philza didn't return to his nest the next day, or the next. Although there is a very sexy scene where Sneeg and Techno kiss and become open. Yes world, they have two hands that they can perfectly share. For Philza it's fine, if they can be a couple too, the relationship of three will work, of course.
Something that is mentioned at the beginning is that Phil is trans, and since it is my story I have decided to give him a family. A very crazy family.
The crow father becomes horny to the extreme, more than anything because of the egg that begins to form, it is very annoying to fly from his nest to Techno or Sneeg so he decides to penetrate himself in his home and surprise, there is an egg. He gets angry, his main purpose was not to get pregnant and much less not knowing which of the two bastards who fucks him is the father. Fly to them and the first to be threatened is Techno.
Say what you want, but I would avoid seeing Father Crow angry, it can be fucking scary. Not for nothing is he a descendant of the ender dragon, I mean, isn't a final boss?
Techno doesn't seem too scared, just confused, and when Sneeg arrives he gets exactly the same thing as Techno (but in miniature), a claw around his throat (or whole body) straight into the wall. Although it's embarrassing for Phil to say that his libido is triggered by his recent pregnancy it does, which for plot reasons isn't a bad thing, Techno and Sneeg claim that Phil isn't just a "sexual partner" -as Phil always believed he was-, rather it was a stable relationship between three members of the server.
And yes of course, why not, reconciliation sex. Both aforementioned take turns to get to Phil's nest and take care of him, a part of the egg formation is outside his body so eventually mother hen stays to keep it warm.
By this point they should already know who their offspring are.
So, Sneeg is blue, Philza is a big bird, their genes merge in *drum roll* A ghost, why not! (Nothing makes sense in Minecraft, neither here.)
Wilbur is the first (oops?) He flies, goes through things, he's blue, they obviously know who he is. It is exhausting for Phil to procreate babies so quickly, because a part of his body has to get used to it and also have enough nutrients for the eggshell. Spend some time where Wil grows up near the nest guarded by his three dads and suddenly.
Philza becomes irritable.
For Sneeg and Techno it's still just another normal day, but Wilbur knows his dad better than his other dads, he's spent a lot more time in his nest (or following him, like a good chick). Wilbur is the first to notice that something is wrong and that perhaps has to do with the forbidden things that his parents do (to a lesser extent, protective mother hen perhaps? He will prefer his chicken).
So yes, Avian Tommy on his way.
There is some random data that I like about this AU.
Every time they get mad at Tommy, mother hen defends him even if he wasn't right (even from his own parents). This is how he becomes a capricious Tommy.
Every bird is born an avian, but as it grows its feathers and molts into the bird it will be in the future, so Tommy will most likely change what type of âavianâ he is.
Maybe, maybe not, maybe Philza has adopted more kids along the way but no matter the number of children, as long as Sneeg and Techno receive care they are happy looking after their large family.
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Philâs cock being pressed inside of Sneegâs body burned. He supposed that was a consequence of not being able to find lube at the wedding. Sneegâs saliva around his cock and Philâs own spit on his fingers had only taken them so far. But maybe that only made the feeling better. It forced both of them to remember where they were and why they couldnât find lube. And that sent a shiver through both of them. Phil gave his body very little time to adjust before he was pulling out a bit.Â
Sneegâs cry echoed through the room and he was suddenly very grateful for the room being more soundproof than others, his noises dying against the concrete walls. It hurt and he knew heâd been feeling it all week. But he definitely wasnât complaining as Phil fucked into him. He could practically feel him in his stomach, stuffing him fuller than he even knew possible. Hands tightened on his hips and he briefly worried about Phil leaving marks along his skin. Marks heâd have trouble explaining away later. But he didnât have much time to consider that before he was distracted again.
âFuck me. I wanna cum inside you so badly,â Phil breathed out and yeah, that did things to Sneeg. A louder whine was torn out of his throat at the idea of Phil empting inside him, leaving him to go about the rest of his wedding with another manâs cum spilling out of him. But both of them knew they couldnât realistically do that. That didnât stop him from imagining it or even babbling about it. His words were nearly incoherent as he begged Phil to cum inside of him. And Phil obliged, holding onto him tighter and letting himself lose whatever amount of control he had.Â
He groaned as Phil fucked harder into him, unable to do anything except take whatever he was given. He wasnât sure when his hand found Philâs, but he found himself holding onto it for dear life. It was soft, softer than anything else theyâd done so far. And heâd probably feel a pang of guilt if he wasnât so distracted by everything else going on. His mind couldnât even catch up to the situation as Phil broke him down even more. But he couldnât really bring himself to care.Â
Least of all when Phil finally buried his face into the side of his neck. The noise the older man let out would be burned in his mind forever. Luckily, Philâs mind was working a bit more because he pulled out before the finally came. Sneeg whined, but a few moments later, Phil was getting off against his back. Maybe one day, heâd be able to get what he actually wanted. Now wasnât the time to indulge entirely. But he figured that if it happened once, it could happen again.Â
âYouâre okay,â Phil promised, wrapping his arms around Sneeg to keep him on his feet. Sneegâs mind was racing and he was worried about the moment it finally caught up to him. He knew heâd have to face what he did eventually. He just hoped it wouldnât be for a while. His mind was going crazy with the situation and next, heâd be too focused on his wedding to care. As Phil moved to help him clean up, he smiled a bit and kissed his still clothed shoulder. âCongratulations, mate.â