Feb 5, 2018
Sneaky: Babe come over
Meteos: I can’t, I’m having an existential crisis
Sneaky: Robin and Reapered aren’t home
Meteos: Are any of us really, truly…home?
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Sneaky: Babe come over
Meteos: I can’t, I’m having an existential crisis
Sneaky: Robin and Reapered aren’t home
Meteos: Are any of us really, truly…home?
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Sneaky: Take me to art museums and make out with me.
Meteos: But they said to not touch the masterpieces.
Sneaky: Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall.
Police officer at the museum: This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.
[At Jensen's wedding]
Sneaky: [drunk] …and I have to say, you know, getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do. Because everyday you come home and you’re just, like, “What? It’s you! I love you! You’re my sexy roommate. We love each other.”
Meteos: [also drunk] Wooo! He’s talking about me!
Meteos: I'm the trophy husband. He's my bottom.
Sneaky: Oh! I'm the power bottom. Technically, I generate most of the power.
Meteos: Only because I'm giving out so much power from the top.
Sneaky: You need to generate power to accept it.
Hai: Balls, what the hell are they talking about?
Balls: I don't know.
Some Guy: What are you?
Sneaky, in the maid dress: I’m a maid
Some Guy: Are you a boy or a girl?
Sneaky: I’m a meme.
Some Guy: No like what’s between your legs?
Sneaky: Usually Meteos
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P1 vs C9
Sneaky: (to Meteos) The only reason you won is 'cause no one knew you were even playing. It was a pathetic act of pure cowardice.
Smoothie: Whoa, he's your boyfriend, Sneaky!
Sneaky: Not tonight, he isn't, it's civil war. (to Meteos) Although don't kiss anyone else. I love you so much.
Sneaky: Meteos couldn’t hang out with me today but it’s okay, i’m ok
Contractz, narrating: he was, in fact, not okay
Meteos: You've got something on your face.
Jensen: What?
[Sneaky kisses Jensen]
Meteos: The love of my life.