#snarkscream

Why would someone use an analog clock?

1. What is ur favorite food cybertronian/human food?

2. What is ur favorite human cartoon character or just any movie?

3. What's ur fav human video game?

4. Who is ur crush cybertronian/or human movie characters

5. What's ur fav human animal (u kinda look like a evil pigeon with anger issues 😅😂)

6. Are knockout and breakdown married/dating or fiancés?

7. Why do u have high heels for feet lol?

8. With ur permission can I h ů ğ ģ ų :D

9. Tell knockout I said said hi

10. Can I crucify the predacon Shockwave and Megatron

Bonus question: I have a small nuclear bomb and plz shove it in Megatrons mouth and tell him I told you to, in return I will buy u 100 margaritas 🍹 and some human money if you need human stuff 😂😂😂

I like this, is this what knockout and his boyfriend do after work?

You're a curious one, aren't you? Very well, since I get to destroy you.

One. My favorite food is good Vosnian High Grade. I do not like human food. I thought I did, but it betrayed me.

Two. I don't know about human cartoons, but Top Gun is not bad, for a human movie. It made up for a lot of the other things Knockout made me watch.

Three. Pokemon is the only human video game I like, of the few I have played. I enjoy the strategy, but Cirrus and Phoenix have far more patience than I do so they train the ones I catch until they find a gym.

Four. I have no crushes. That would be ridiculous.

Five. If you'd like to see anger issues, keep going. Anyway, the Earth animal that most impressed me is the goshawk. Its agility is really something.

Six. Breakdown is dead, so no.

Seven. My feet are specialized structures for extra spring on takeoffs and landings, especially in rough terrain and narrow ledges.

Eight. Since I'm going to destroy you anyway, you may hug my hand only.

Nine. I may or may not remember to tell Knockout when I see him.

Ten. If I thought you could crucify Megatron and the Predacons, I would spare you and say go do it. Sadly we'll never know.

As for that..... spectacle, if I ever walked into the medbay and saw Knockout and Breakdown doing that, I'd truly wonder just how hard Megatron hit me in the head.

Now, since I have no desire to get close enough to Megatron to try and shove a bomb anywhere on him (as if I hadn't tried that a hundred times), and no need for margaritas or human money, this is where we say goodbye. Well, where you do.

It really is the little things that make you realize aliens are, in fact, alien.

I'm aware, and I'm also aware of how little energy would actually be generated. Meeting our power demands that way would be, as the humans say, a fart in a hurricane. How apropos.

Oh no, imagine having a treaty with an actual military officer who understands things like the chain of command and supply lines and might actually stick to it! It will be a nice change of pace after working under a madmech for the last several eons. 

Kris doesn’t have access to comms. She has one channel she can broadcast out on, and it’s a low power transmission that loses reception slightly past the construction sites. I’m not fool enough to allow some perky morning DJ to draw outside attention to the activity going on in Vos. However, I’m also not blind to the advantage of having a morale officer of sorts. She also has personal comms like everyone else. 

Not even the Eradicons on dispatch or Pulsar’s techs have access to the whole communications system. The only ones who have full access are myself and Knockout. And Soundwave, but that’s only because it’s impossible to lock him out of any systems. Believe me, I’ve tried.

I never for a moment thought doing that wasn’t risky or profane. I also don’t think we, as a society, should create an institution around it. Sparks are best left alone, but sometimes you have to do something drastic.

As I said, I can enjoy the few worthwhile things about their civilization from here. They are included.