#snarclet

Oh, so I have no bitches then? Color me shocked. For you see, my succubi friend, unlike you, I don't have such banal desires as yearning to have someone cuddle up to my crotch at night. Have you ever heard of the concept of being asexual? Maybe even aromantic? I'm sure both are anathema to your kind, and for that, I do apologize for being so naturally repulsive. But, dear, if you plan to insult? Please do try just a little better. You sleep with probably sixteen bitches a day, and does that make you any better in the eyes of the gods? I think not.

I would, but I lost all my fucks a long time ago. Hard to shut them up when I don't know where they are.

Tales of my death were...greatly exaggerated. But what are you doing here, valiant hero? Was there a miscommunication in heaven's files? Do you have some tool to call and complain to? Or, perhaps, did killing me happen to chain your soul to this cruel realm? The absolute tragedy of it all.