#snakebusters

If you want to get hands on with a massive Olive Python like one of the two seen mating here, then reptile shows with Snakeman and Snakebusters are the only logical choice.

Snakebusters are the leading providers of mobile wildlife displays in Melbourne. We are the only hands-on reptile shows that let people hold the animals. We invented the educational reptile party® which is why we own the trademarks! We attend more major corporate events, expos, festivals, kids birthdays and schools for incursions and shows across Victoria than anyone else. In summary, Snakebusters are Australia's best reptiles!

Australia’s Best Reptiles ® Snakebusters® are Australia's best reptiles!® ... Yes it is official!In a rare move, the Australian government has given Snakebusters the trademark “Australia’s best reptiles” for pretty much everything in the reptile business.The trademarks office confirmed that the Snake Man Raymond Hoser and his company Snakebusters were Australia's best reptile educators in schools, parties, events and elsewhere and did the best snake handling courses, school wildlife incursions, mobile reptile displays and similar.In order to get this coveted trademark, Snakebusters were able to show that:1 – They were measureably and quantifiably better than all others.2 – Prove other providers, educators, reptile experts and the public unanimously agreed that Snakebusters were superior to anyone else in the reptile/wildlife industry.3 – Confirm Snakebusters had better expertise, safety, courses, teaching, entertainment and education outcomes.In registering the trademark, the government has given Snakebusters a legally enforceable exclusive right to claim being “The best” in the Australian reptile education, teaching, courses, entertainment, displays, conservation and breeding industries.The trademark is significant as a breach of it by an inferior company or person isn’t just a breach of trademark laws, but also a criminal offence under the Federal Trade Practices Act.This trademark gives the Australian public legal protection in that if they see an advert for “Australia’s best reptiles”, that is what they will get. More details at: http://www.snakebusters.com.au/australias-best-reptiles.htm and

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In line with the government’s laws and regulations, the best medical advice available and the best scientific evidence, we have decided to be the first wildlife demonstrator in Australia to publish our Covid-19, Covid-safe policy online to keep you, our valuable clients safe and as a logical template for others to use. We have directed all our dedicated team not to moonlight as Uber Drivers or as security guards at Hotel Quarantine. In the event that any of our team do secretly moonlight as Uber Drivers against our directives, we have politely asked them them to use the Melway and Google Maps, rather than Bing, to minimize likelihood of delivery to the wrong person as they have 20% success rate rather than the industry standard of 10%. We have advised relevant staff not to eat more than 2/3 of any Pizza delivered to Hotel guests before delivery and to not sneeze over the food more than 30 times before delivery. Our staff have been told not to swap Chinese food for Pizza or Mexican as we have deemed that as a racist act. They are not allowed to accidentally deliver food to homeless people as this is against the directions of the Government’s Chief Medical Officer and we do not want our staff to be around when the police are beating the homeless people senseless. Our staff have been told not to have sex with any hot looking backpackers in hotel quarantine, but if they cannot help themselves, they are asked to at least wear a condom and wear a face mask so that they are not recognized as belonging to our company. We will not take our live reptiles to quarantine hotels for reptile shows under any circumstances, except perhaps for Blonde Swedish Tennis singles Players.