#smps src 2017

Dear child(ren),

I’m at a marketing conference for the rest of the week and after I checked into my hotel, I realized I forgot to grab my hang-up clothes before I left the house this morning. Luckily, my hotel was attached to a mall. 

I worked at Banana Republic in college and I shared the size-measurements of the mannequins, so I knew if something looked good on them, it would probably look good on me, too. I wouldn’t even have to try on the clothes. Unfortunately, those days are gone--the mannequins must be shrinking--and shopping isn’t nearly as fun as it used to be.

Dad.