#smolar system

I want to introduced you to an app you can buy for your tablets and smartphones called SIMPLE ROCKETS. And even if you're not into simulation games this is possibly one of the most HILARIOUS simulators I have ever seen because of the sandbox name it has given its planets. 

Now, because it's a simulator, it names its planets: Simulated "Planet" but that's a bit of a mouthful so what this cheeky little app does is wordsmith the two words together. So allow me to take you on a hilarious trip around the SMOLAR SYSTEM.

Yes, SMOLAR SYSTEM.

Our first stop is Smercury. Already I've been laughing about as long as this planet has been formed.

SMENUS. I just. SMENUS.

And here we have the SMEARTH and the SMOON which sounds like something out of a Dr. Sues' book.

Smars, which sounds more like a candy bar than a planet.

I don't know if I can even finish this post because SMUPITER has freakin' killed me.

What's the Smaturn with you?

Smuranus sounds pretty kinky..or gross. Kinky and gross.

Smeptune. The last planet in the line up and the one that sounds like it needs a doctor.

Sadly there was no Smpluto. I would have liked to have seen Smpluto. I want to forever traverse this solar system that sounds like a smurf named it.