fuck marry kill george oscar alex
my darling my friend! thank you for the ask! <333
but also it is evil and now I must choose between my bug, my gummy bear, and my alex </3
I have to fuck alex, because duh. no explanation needed. butttt also I watched his and lily's hungary food review video today and at the end he playfully calls her an idiot and like........ I need alex to fondly degrade me. I knew this, but now I really, really know it. in my heart and soul and other areas. like he's got a whole brat4brat thing that I need
and now my heart says marry george, which I feel in a previous fmk I argued against bc he would hate how disorganized I am which is still true however idk. he's loyal and funny and awkward and I just think I would be really good at lounging on his yacht trying to understand his expensive board game. I feel he would have grace that I would likely be bad at it and also I'm great for super competitive people bc I do not give a fuck about losing but I will still shit talk in last place lol
and now oscar...... my gummy bear...... I will not kill him, because I am a baby and it's my sleepover and I couldn't 🥺 and I don't wanna either!!!! but I will kiss him, and it'll be meepy and awkward and perfect and then he'll get all blushy and I'll throw him to the wolves (@darkisms @wedriftlikelonelyplanets @jesterlavorrre @oopslandiia) to finish him off hehehehe and I will be in the cuck chair with george as he explains backgammon to me but I am nottttt listening 🙂↔️👁️ 👁️















