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Y'know how I said I've been in Squid Doodle Hell? Here are some results from that.

It's mostly pretty standard fare Splatoon Bad Ending Abominations, but we'll add quick notes as I go:

-I included a bad ending design for the first Splatoon game, which I've noticed most people leave out in favor of the partially sanitized Agent 3 from Octo Expansion. They're all AUs though; each of these is its' own dimension/universe, so I'm not limiting myself to a single fucked up evil version for each agent. I'll ramble about that particular universe in a separate post (link here!)

-I know legally canonically Agent 4 isn't in Side Order, their data was just copied to make parallel canons, but I don't caaaaaarrrreeeee :). My agent 4 is sitting in a server room somewhere with her brain hijacked by coral, and she's ORDER'S security officer now. She's manually coding more defenses, cranking up the difficulty, and counteracting Marina's hacks. And she's wearing pajamas (sweat-shorts and a Wet Floor hoodie) because she was up at 3 in the morning, poking around in the code, trying to figure out what the security breach was when Order got her. She is the penultimate boss fight :)

-I have nothing to add here, enjoy your zombies

-If I draw Neo 3, I have to also draw Smallfry. Them's the rules. He is not a pet, he is a sidekick, her best friend, and a younger brother figure. Anyway, I gave Filet here a hugefry variant and a smallfry variant, since he would have been hugefry when they were hit, but there's no telling how long that'll last. Fuzzy Smallfry is unironically my favorite thing I have ever made, enjoy my fucked up son with every disease. (Also, before you ask, I didn't wanna try making "Mammalians" fit).

-In case you're unaware, I have an Agent 9 OC who is 8's protegé. He started coaching zer in inksports, and that kinda accidentally spiraled into zer joining the Splatoon. The Memverse was supposed to be zer first real mission, and it still kinda is, but obviously things went to shit and are much less controlled than anyone anticipated. Anyway, 8's still training zer so he does sometimes come in and help fight, but clearing floors is mostly 9's job.

So yeah, those are my fucked up children! These are extremely self indulgent AUs of my main Splatoon AU, and probably won't come up again much unless I think of something interesting or funny, but I LOVE every bad ending design of the agents that I see and wanted to take a crack at it myself!

Also, bonus doodle under the cut!

(btw I can't wait for both)

Context:

Neo Agent 3: ....maybe....*runs for it*

is it wrong to hit a child?...no...okay, fine -_- (..but Sheldon won't be-)

~Nostalgia ~ a.k.a y'all ain't resting >:3

The most fan favourite agent experiencing trauma- I mean getting a DLC