#smallestdwarf

         he leans over the fence, trying to see into the front yard without leaving his own area. he’d been recruited to help kurt decorate despite his protests, but all he’s learned today is that he is definitely not the most likely to cause a catastrophe. all he’s done is staple his shirt sleeve to a wall ; embarrassing, yes, but not as bad as killing the mascot of the season. “ what did you do ? surely he isn’t that flammable. ”