#small fence

Monk1: Hey, how tall are humans?  Like in Centimeters? Monk2: Hmmm, about 10 or 20. Depends on if they're adult or human though. Monk1: So if I build a fence that's 30 cm high, that should keep them all penned in, right? Monk2: Oh absolutely.  They can't jump. Monk1: I didn't know that! Monk2: Oh yeah, that's what they say about humans.  Can't jump.  Can't climb trees either, so don't worry about planting some real close. Monk1: And I should make the bars close together so they can't slip through, right? Monk2: Naw, man.  Humans are real wide.  Haven't you seen them in a vat?  Tip to tail at least 150 cm, crabwalking everywhere.  Just make the bars another 30 cm apart and they won't be able to fit their huge, gigantic heads through.  You can totally save on materials. Monk1: Oh, thanks!  My manager was going to get on my butt about that if we went over budget!  So how does this look, for keeping a bunch of 6 year olds in?

“a SMALL fence”

To the tune of Little Toy Drums, Little Toy Tracks, I present “Baby Bitch Fence.”

Baby bitch fence, baby bitch brats, Baby bitch truck, secrets under wraps, Baby bitch house built in white and red, Baby bitch, don’t you think it’s time you were in bed?

Close your eyes.  Do not sneak outside. All is calm.  All is well. There are no demons and this is not hell.

Baby bitch fence, baby bitch rope, Baby bitch friends give each other hope. Baby bitch, run or you might be dead. Baby bitch, don’t you think it’s time you used your head?