I would like to submit 16 and 22 for le trope mash up 💖💖💖 (this is Fandom hahah)
Sorry for the brief delay @fandomobsessions016 my dear! But creative brain juices needed a brief hiatus to recharge.
Soooo you want Space AU and Prison AU eh? Well well well, it was fun to write a little InuKag inspired story for this one! I hope you enjoy!
Link to AO3 "Small Bite"
Spaced Out
Shippō had warned them. He really had. But no one ever listens. Human guards were endlessly stupid, and transporting demons off planet for the simple crime of being demons was downright immoral.
One would think that the idiotic men under Ungai would have paid attention to the lack of busty redheads that looked like Jessica Rabbit on board, but… he would be wrong. He was starting to wonder if he’d hit 10 strikes with this idiotic disguise, making his way up to the flight-deck and control room with no resistance at all. It was making his half-demon companion irate.
Apparently Inuyasha wanted to bust some heads.
“Oi fox, can you hurry it up?” Yeah, Inuyasha wanted to bust some things up.
“Keep quiet. This is going to be a whole lot easier if you let me work,” Shippō snarled back, pleased to hear a long-suffering huff. “Commandeering a prison ship requires brains not brawn. Or would you like to serve as free and expendable labor in the asteroid belt?”
Another harrumph. Shippō’s point had been made. “Then let me see if I can seduce one more idiot, then we’ll be on the way to Mars!”
“It’s not going to work.” Suddenly a voice, a feminine voice, interrupted. Her raven hair was in a high-set bun, and her hazel eyes glistened with amusement. Shippō had expected Inuyasha to snarl, but all he heard was his companions dumb stuttering. “Good disguise. Got you through the idiots, but you’ve really not thought this through.”
“Wh—who are you?” Shippō did not dare drop his disguise, or his guard.
“I’d ask you the same thing Jessica.” She quirked her eyebrow, obviously a woman of good taste. “But your companion is enough for me to know… we’re here for the same reason.”
She walked over to Inuyasha, supposedly the brawn, who was being entirely useless at the moment, and inspected him.
“Half-demon by the looks of it,” she smiled sadly at both of them. “Means that you have a human as kin.” The smile turned to a frown. “And look at what we are doing to you.”
She then turned toward the computer console, letting her back be entirely exposed to both Shippō and Inuyasha, and began typing.
“What the fuck do you mean what we are doing to you? Who the fuck are you??” Well, at least Inuyasha got his voice back.
“A friend. That’s all you need to know,” she replied. She then turned herself back around, a mild smile painted across her face. “You said Mars, right? Because it’s the colony that guarantees full citizenship as long as you make it?”
“Y—yeah,” Shippō answered. He couldn’t help but trust this woman. Maybe because Inuyasha was not attacking, and Inuyasha’s instincts about people were near-perfect.
“Okay,” the woman nodded. “Well… we’re headed there on autopilot. I suggest you think about who to turn into next, kitsune. Because someone is going to be asking why the diversion.” She then winked. “I’ll phone home to my friends and find official reasons you’re all headed to Mars too. It’s the least I can do to apologize for the bigoted bullshit of my species.”
“Y—you’re helping us?” Inuyasha apparently was back to stupid again.
“As much as I can. But honestly, it doesn’t look like you need my help at all,” the woman shrugged.
“Thank you,” Shippō said. He was planning on turning the engines to max and hoping that he could outrun any of the patrols that came after them. Whatever this woman was doing, he wondered if she’d made their passage to salvation safer. “Um… there’s one thing before I—erm… commandeer the bridge. Can… can I ask your name?”
“I don’t have one,” the woman replied, and she turned away from them, before pausing. “It’s… Kagome.”
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