#smackdown 2016

Fuck me sideways was that a fucking fantastic roster, 90% of people had something going on, everything was fucking great, it had the rise of Usos, American Alpha, Carmella, Alexa Bliss, Becky Lynch, Bray Wyatt, AJ Styles, Dean Ambrose, Baron Corbin and more.

What an absolutely wild ride! 24 hours of non-stop writing(how do you write like you’re running out of time?), rehearsing and then our one and only performance! We won ‘Most Original Story’, though sadly not first place, but with everything we have done together and put together, and the absolute amazing quality of our competitors there’s not much to complain about!

Carrot Affairs is getting ready to talk some smack! Our team is participating in this year’s SMACKDOWN, a 24 hour musical writing competition, along with some awesome teammates you’ll probably recognize.

Inside this competition we will be stuck at the Arts Umbrella building for a full day with limited food and sleep putting together a completely new and original 25 minute musical, and then perform it at the end.

We’re running under the name Siren Squad because our sweet voices will draw you in and then we’ll cut you down (and also there were already 2 Harry Potter teams).  

If you want to help support us, they are running the “Hungry Games” a system where “sponsors” can buy Power Ups and Power Downs for teams. These can be in the form of Food Coupons, Coffee, Wifi, or blasting an opposing team with sweet sexy sax for 15 minutes straight.