#slutcracker

Last night was my 11th time attending the @slutcracker and this year was very special. I got to share my holiday tradition with my best friend/future Golden Girls house roommate/one of my Ride or Die crew members. It was even extra special that she made this event a family event. Her husband and their adult daughters all attended the show and loved it. There is still time to see #Slutcracker so hurry up and buy tickets!!! #supportlocalartists #burlesque #somervillema #slutcrackerseason #slutcracker2019 #somervilletheatre @somerville_theatre (at Somerville, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6YG25NB0NT/?igshid=1bfgcpvh37e90

Because nothing puts me in the Christmas spirit like a burlesque show

Calories and Slutcracker. We were carbing up for the experience!

But it was, in fact, referring to the burlesque version of the Nutcracker, which is legitimately called "The Slutcracker". And his friends all pitched in to rent a limo to go see it.

I will be attending the December 21st performance of @slutcracker This is the one thing that makes the holidays special for me. So, if you want to join my holiday tradition please purchase your tickets ASAP!!! If you can’t make the Dec 21st date find a date that works for you and support local art!!! You can ONLY see the #slutcracker in #somervillema DM if you want to go!!!! (at Somerville, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5iNar4hRnd/?igshid=1ehbhrkeuzip8

I can't imagine a better way to ring in the #NewYear than watching the #SlutCracker with lots of laughter! It's a sexy burlesque show that is for adults only! It's a humorous risque take on the traditional #NutCracker that showcases diversity with all the different types and shapes of people who perform with nudity, pasties and dildos galore! (at Somerville Theatre) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsFDoyCgCJpqgVgtLiBi7n6jlyEO6gcg3Q0LVE0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xm06awxblez1

time for the show #slutcracker (at Somerville Theatre) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrdSxI8lBSg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=oiaay9asudqn

FINALLY feels like the holidays. I attended the #slutcracker last night and as always @slutcracker cast did not disappoint. Also, I brought a #slutcrackervirgin and I think this might be his tradition too. #somervilletheatre #merryslutmas #itdoesntfeelliketheholidaysuntiliattendtheslutcracker #slutballet #lipstickcriminals @somerville_theatre (at Somerville, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bra-lx7HERL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19noq6udu3j4p