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Me to my girlfriend: Oh my god, babe, you know what I just realized?
My GF: What?
Me: Dark Elves are like, blueish, right? And the live in Mushrooms. They're Smurfs.
My GF: -losing it-
Me: Except I don't remember the Slurfs...
Both of us: SLURFS
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My best friend is my best friend for a reason.
I'm dying here.
So, my bff∞, Emma (mythoughtfulwindow), is coming down for my birthday. YAY. We were just talking on the phone and the subject of sloths (SLURFS) came up. Basically, the sloth is our spirit animal.
Then...she told me the greatest idea EVER. Be prepared for awesomeness, tumblr:
Find any video of a sloth on YouTube, and set it to mute. Then, either in iTunes or another YouTube window, play Lux Aeterna from Requiem for a Dream. I prefer the Lord of the Rings-ified version, Requiem for a Tower. Press play on the sloth video. Turn up the music. BE AMAZED.
PERFECTION.
