#slothvader

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By law, Macedonia has the age of consent at 14 fucked up, aye. How's that legal is good going for them now.

I'll tuck those lil facts away for when I want to commit suicide via debate with my dad (it's akin to talking to a rock that gets defensive for no reason)

It doesn't have to make sense to them though, and it's obviously biased from the laws we have here in NZ. Like illegally downloading or even WATCHING something you knew someone else illegally downloaded is a sin™. But gay marriage is also a sin to them and that's legal. Y'know?

I also wouldn't want to discuss marital sex at all because while I know both of them to be sensitive caregivers to each other- I also know them to hold backwards values like man of the house etc l. and I'm pretty sure sex would come into some random spousal service.

Like a scenario: I'd prefer to watch Amazon shows illegally than pay Amazon(Bezos) to watch them.

Which is slightly a sore spot because I was trying to olive branch some quality bonding time to watch the LOTR show, because we all like LOTR and I missed out on watching it with him growing up. But it took turn because 🙄 I had a different source for the show. Anyway if I continue it'll just be a vent of daddy/parent issues lmao.

Every point in your statement feels like opening a can of worms that are either not entirely relevant or just lore drop/being failed as a kid.

Like talking about age of consent, they'd agree it's very gross(I'm 95% certain) but at the same time, with conservative people, they group modesty and sexuality into sins in certain categories so that just ends up sexualizing minors in certain ways. (This is my experience with religion and is not a blanket statement on modesty)

Uhhh… is that really necessary….?

No, no, I’m not nervous. Heh. You’re nervous. Well, if I must…

Sorry, I bite they’re sharp.

Hey—wait, fuck— you don’t gotta be so damn aggressive!

Confession: i call her thicceroni

I want nothing more than to poke the thicceroni tumtum and squeeeeeze the lil toe beans

Sharkira outfit for only fans

If this answer is ever ‘no’, my gun is in a small safe under my nightstand. Shoot the imposter.