#slothprince

"you *want* to see the results of abysmal pullout game?" 😭

"mmnn, right.. anything interesting happen in your weekly report?" @slothprince

𝓤𝓷𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓽𝓮𝓭 | Always Accepting

The small demon stood—or rather floated—before the sin. He held up his clipboard of papers and tied it all tightly together with the other string of folders and files he had on hand. He cleared his throat as he started to speak.

"Weeellll~!" Yogirt started in quite the sing-songy voice, indicating it had been a surprisingly good week. "Despite recent events, Satan has been in good spirits, aside from a couple of bumps in the road, he's been a looovely amethyst and on Thursday he was at an aquamarine! However, on Tuesday, he hit ruby, but after some mindful yoga, we focused on his throat chakra and got him down to an emerald!" He floated over to the Sin and handed over his written weekly report, organized as always.

"He's been very calm this week, we're going to have a discussion about his positive mood and what has kept his inner temper at peace... for the most part!" The small demon clapped his hands together pretty happy with this week's results, most reports had at least some incident to report but this week wasn't the case, though not much could be said for the following weeks of course.

@slothprince asked: ""what do you mean i can't just eat people when they annoy me?""

From: Unprompted Ask || Always Accepting!

Satan let out a sigh and he shook his head briefly from side to side for a few moments before he could even attempt to understand the thought process that was going on inside Belphegor's brain. The thought was... interesting at the very least, but he didn't imagine too many people would just be walking around and trying to eat people just because they annoyed them. Satan had thoughts similar to that every now and again, but rarely did he ever say anything like that out loud.

The fact that Belphegor had was making him question if it was really worthwhile to talk to them or not. The rest of the conversation had been entirely fine up until that point, but man, things had really taken a turn at some point and Satan didn't really know when that had happened. Whatever the case was, he almost felt like a dad right now, just having to deal with the dumb questions that kids normally ask their parents.

Did that make Satan a parent now? Likely not, but he still felt like one regardless. He just hoped the questions didn't continue in this type of vain or he would likely lose it.

❝I'm not saying you can't do something like that, I'm just saying it isn't advised to do it,❞ he grumbled after a few more moments, rubbing his eyes with his hand out of frustration, ❝I feel you would know better than to try and go around Hell eating people for anything in general, let alone just because they were annoying.❞

If that was the case and was something that he could do, then that means Satan would have devoured entire swarms of people by now. It didn't take much to annoy him and that would have only made a lot of people prime targets for him to eat them, if that were the case.

Luckily for the sinners of Hell, that wasn't the case and they were safe from his wrath. For now...

❝Remind me again what brought us to this point?❞ he asked and finally opened his eyes, ❝Surely you have a good reason for questioning why it is not ok to eat people, correct? I can't imagine there not being a good reason for it...❞

@slothprince asked:

"The way you move is enchanting."

❝ Enchanting, huh? ❞ A smooth chuckle escaped Ozzie's lips, ❝ Oh my, Belph, I haven't even stepped foot on the dance floor yet and here I have you dazzled just by walking? Do I really have that much of an alluring aura around me? ❞ The answer is yes, yes he does.

“Yesss, absssolutely it is.” He can’t help but smile and nod toward the figure that is standing beside him next to the banquet table, lifting his head to gaze at the opulent walls and decoration that surround them. “The fact that it’s able to fit sssso many different demons of shapes and sizesss too while being able to accommodate for all of them is quite the architectural marvel. Not to mention the age of the building itself and how many partiessss of such grand size it mussst have hosted for all thesssse years.”

[ didn't know if sideblogs are applicable to the rule but JUST TO BE SAFE XD ]

"Belphie~! Of course you and adorable Baphomet are always welcome to my parties. I know my darling Beelza will also be delighted to see you both there."

"... I dunno. Guess I've never visited an official doctor or been to one of these fancy medical places before," The imp shrugged, not seeming all that concerned with the implications of what their statement could mean.

But they were speaking the truth — Or at least they think so. Most things are fuzzy in their memories, especially since Vacant didn't exactly care enough to even try remembering anything. Took too much effort to think too deeply about their past.

"Is it a bad thing that I don't have of that, uh— medical history stuff?"

"Nope! Looks clean to me, Belphie, darling." A sympathetic smile lifts her lips. "They sure are getting bold these days, aren't they? I remember when they used to quiver just by being in our presence."