#slothful max

Max's Vices with Reader (Part 3/Final Part)

As you arrived back to the moon you saw Slothful Max still lying there

You sat down next to him and decided to just be polite and flat out ask him

"Hey Max, do you mind rolling over?" You tried to be as sweet as possible, but of course nothing is ever that easy

"I would, Love, but I'm way too comfortable." Well, if that's case then there's always other ways

"But I wanna spoon." You looked at Slothful Max with big puppy dog eyes making him blush

"Well, I guess I can if that's the reason…" He slowly rolled onto his side but when he finally finished you pulled his tail off of him

You couldn't see his face as he dissolved but your sure he must be as upset as the others, no matter this was all for your actual Max

Sam walked over to you and you smiled up at him, "Got the last piece."

"Great work!" Sam cheered and you sighed turning over to Blissed-Out Max, you smiled widely slotting the final piece into his backside

Max fainted before only minutes later waking back up, he sat up and held his head

"Doll, what happened?" He smiled up at you, finally he was back to himself!

You wrapped your arms around him, some tears escaping your eyes

"Doll? Who hurt ya?" He growled taking out his gun, yep this really was your Max

"No one, I'm just so happy you're okay." You pulled away from the hug to cup his face before kissing his cheek

"Of course I am. Now I think we have a looney wizard to sort out."

aka “Max’s Seven Deadly Vices”

Hi there! As I’m slowly hyperfixating on “Sam and Max: Freelance Police” by watching the tv series and playthroughs of the Telltale Games, I wanted to create some content/AU since the Sam and Max fandom seems small? I don’t know. I’m new to the fandom and I’m liking it so far. 

I got interested with Max’s vices from “The Bright Side of the Moon” and got inspired with an AU.

Basically, instead of three (the magic number) vices that Hugh Bliss takes, he takes four more based on the Seven Deadly Sins. So there are seven Max's the color of the rainbow running amok and Sam has to carry Max while running around collecting body parts.

Without further ado, here are the Seven Vices of Max:

Red Max: "Murderous Hand"-  A red Max who has Max's right hand and gun, likes to cause violence and mayhem. Eager to get in a fight and start one. He gets into fights with Orange Max and gets annoyed with Indigo and Violet a lot. 

Orange Max: "Jealous Eye"-  An orange Max who has Max's left eye. The other eye is green. Jealous of the other vices and other people he deems has better qualities than him. Would do anything to get his way. Seems to be the quiet normal one, but his true self shows anything to do with Sam. Usually follows Sam around (sometimes holding Sam’s hand) and stays in the background. Would be the original Max’s translator at times until Max get his mouth back. Out of all the vices, he dislikes Violet Max the most and has a rivalry with Yellow Max. If he's really jealous, has the power to be monstrous. Has the nickname "Pumpkin".

Yellow Max: "Greedy Fangs"- A yellow Max who has Max's mouth. A smooth-talker. Very greedy of money, food, items, and whatever else he likes. Does most of the talking and is the leader of the vices. Confident and calculating. Partners in crime with Green Max and gets along with him the most. Also can get possessive. Has an echoey effect in his voice. Gains a golden fang for some reason. Would do anything to get what he wants. Always comes up with a scheme. When he gets greedy and obtains more stuff, he grows bigger. Very wary of Orange Max and teases Indigo Max a lot. 

Green Max: "Gluttonous Stomach"- A green Max who has Max's stomach. Always hungry and voracious. Would eat anything and anyone. Only seems to listen and share with Yellow Max.

Blue Max: "Slothful Tail"- A blue Max who has Max's tail. Very lazy and depressed. The most relatable and "real" of the vices. Would rather lay around somewhere than deal with the others and the world.

Indigo Max: "Prideful Foot"- An indigo Max who has Max's left foot. Self-centered and feels like he's above it all. Thinks that he's the leader/ruler and that he tries to lead the others, but it fails. Tends to drag Blue Max along by the leg. Taps on his foot when he's annoyed.

Violet Max: "Lustful Ear"- A violet Max who has Max's right ear. Flirty to women, men, and the other vices. But leans to Sam especially. Begs Sam to play with him and pull his ears. He seems to be afraid of Orange Max only.

Had to take a screenshot just in case I miss it, but my fanfic has reached 83 kudos and 777 hits on Archive of Our Own! Thank you so much!

Wanted to practice drawing Max and bringing visuals before I forget them for later, I drew the many faces of Max as they are going to be in the third season version of the Roy G Biv/Seven Deadly Vices AU along with a bonus head. 

Spoiler Notes under the cut