#sloth reply

THEY LOOK. REALLY. SOFT…

(he pets the pajama pants)

FUCK THEY ARE SOFT GODDAMNIT WHY THIS IS SO UNFAIR 😭😭😭😭😭😭

- from a very jealous @michealseis

Sloth yelps, becoming frightened by Micheal's sudden approach and loud voice. He trembles like a newborn fawn as the other feels his pajama pants.

“I mean he’s really uh, cool and pretty and stuff- he’d probably win…? His skin and hair look soft I don’t know, I think that’s what judges look for.”

“Sloth would pass out if he was in the contest, I’m sorry, friend…:(“

“You’re in the top 3 though, I’m sure! ^_^”

“This is based on anonymous data, I swear.”

-Ryder Emerson

A beauty contest? Say, I never thought you'd be the type to be into those kinds of things, Emerson. But those are usually for women, aren't they? I thought we established that I'm not a girl! -🩷

Hypotheticals, Lust. -☘️

Whatever. You think I'm pretty too, huh? Not the first time I've heard that. Pretty boy this, sissy that, ugh! God forbid I actually take care of myself..

..wait, you mean that in, like, a good way? Oh. Lust's face seems to flush. Well, ah, thank you. You can feel my skin or touch my hair if you want, to test your theory.. only this once, though. The quality is only going to deteriorate the more we're on this island. -🩷

-Ryder Emerson

..oh, thank you! that's nice. -💤

Oh, isn't that so darling? If only I could do that.. -🐍