#slopmaster9000

THIS IS CALLISTO'S BLOG. hello. i am holding your hand gently as you read my terrible posts.

I am a genderqueer bisexual disaster with a beautiful wife and a brain that Don't Work Too Good. I'm extremely invested in an unreasonable range of media, primarily video games and music. I also love to write fiction, specifically sci-fi and fantasy. I have two guinea pigs named Lucy and Gerald, and a dog named Gaia. They're cuter than your pets but I'm willing to agree to disagree!!

Below is a small selection of my special interests - if you're very passionate about some kind of media, especially if it's very weird, please recommend it to me and i promise i WILL look at it!!!!

BANDS: Mother Mother, Arctic Monkeys, Foster the People

GAMES: Final Fantasy XIV, Dead Space, Dragon Age, Soulsborne

MOVIES: The Thing, Enter the Spiderverse, Alien

I'm down to chitchat about literally anything and my DM's are open!!!