#slogworth

think of me.. and kiss your mother, and hug your father

I am going to violate your corpse in ways the human race cannot hope to fathom, listen here cammaman2003, i'm gonna fucking kill you, i'm not even fucking joking, i'm gonna end your fucking life. i know your fucking location pal, and trust me when i reach you, im gonna rip your fucking arms off and feed them to your family while i keep them under a 300lb mechanical press, im gonna stuff your fucking eyeballs down their throats ONE BY ONE, alright? buddy? yk in school they used to call me "sloggyboy9000" and that was because, when i walked into the building, an immense black fog followed me, and the teachers would just turn to dust. my mother once told me, be a good boy Slogworth, and trust me i did, up until the day i witnessed the arrival, of the eternal black eye, and it took me to it's realm in a long winding journey, it felt like a dream, and then i woke up, with a 400lb belly. anyways, like i was saying, I'm gonna send you a letter full of anthrax, and turn your fucking house, to a miniature replication of Chernobyl, im gonna turn your fucking town into an apocalyptic cesspool where only rats and snails survive. one day god wont be merciful cammaman2003, and i'll be fucking waiting. slogworth out. PS. lick my hairy slippery, greasy, long, winding, smelly, covered in feces, pimply, wet jungle, call me tha fuckin amazonian, taint.