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Something sweet and something spooky! A couple of full body commissions done for Crows-Blade<3 Top is a Ligular Slink themed on lisa frank and unicorns, and below is a Stoplight Slink from last year’s halloween event. <3 Slinks are a species by @cosmicsynthetics​, complete with a DeviantArt group they’re part of, discord and wiki! — my  commission info!

Slinks are a closed species owned by cosmicsynthetics, please don’t copy or make your own

My dear dear friend Shout made this for @sunspotpony and myself for our one-year wedding anniversary today.  Two of our ESO toons, our Lizbian Lezards, Casts-Large-Shadows (Cassie) and Slinks-Through-Shadows are an adorable married couple in ESO.  They’re delightful sweeties, and, though we don’t get them out often enough, Shout made us this lovely little artwork to help us celebrate, and I couldn’t help but share it with the world.

Interview with Crossbow P: Okay then , we’ll get started. You have an idea of what goes on in these interviews already, right? C: Yes. I have watched. P: So, for everyone who asked questions, can you say a quick hello for us Crossbow? C: Hello there. *gentle wave* P: So for our first question, jumping right into it, what would your ideal lover be like, Crossbow? What’s your idea of beauty? C: A lover? Well… I like humans. I don’t care what gender or type. Lots of humans are nice… And my idea of beauty is based on whether or not you have lazy eyes. P: What about Slinks? Do you have an ideal Slink mate? C: No. Not really. Female Slinks smell funny, and male Slinks are mean. I would rather date a lamp. Or mate with one. Might be more pleasant anyway. I am odd. Yes. P: *stifling a laugh* Okay, so you much prefer humans to Slinks. This same person is asking about your homeworld, but...since you technically live in an astral realm, we’ll just go with what your home looks like. C: Yes… we share a homeworld. Earth. It is an okay place. My home is dirty. Literally. It’s made out of dirt because I dug it out. I have a bed of leaves and cotton fluff that I stole from several plush stitched things around the area, and in one corner I stack all of my favorite clothes. That’s about all. P: Here’s a question from another user: What is your opinion or guess on why Slinks are the less popular race in the shop? C: That’s a silly question. It’s obviously because we are not attractive. P: Aww, I like you guys. C: I like you too. And we like humans. They especially taste good. And they are pretty. P: Are you going to eat me? C: No, but I might take just a small lick when you’re sleeping tonight. P: *makes a face* Erm...okay then. Moving on! What do you and your species think of humans in general. (You’ve already sort of covered this, but perhaps a little more in depth?) C: In general, humans are vital to us. Our society is based around what we can obtain from humans. Clothing, food, junk… Belts. Belts have to be separate from clothing because they are very special. We love belts. And many of us love humans. Perhaps for uncomfortable reasons. P: I think for most people’s comfort we probably won’t delve into those. C: Well I don’t mind sharing whenever you want me to. I have many stories. P: Well...we might have time for one short story. Just remember the audience and try not to make it too graphic. C: Okay. P: I know, it sucks all the fun out of things. C: That is okay. I will share a short one. Very short. P: *nods* All right, go ahead. C: I don’t remember what I was going to talk about at first, so I changed my mind and will tell the story of how I got both my legs trapped in one side of a pair of pants. It was tragic. P: *raised eyebrow* That sounds...absolutely awful. C: Yes. I flopped on the ground and had to use all my strength to break free. When I did get both legs in the appropriate holes, they ripped down the crotch. So I decided to give them to Ribbon. He wore one of the pant legs as a hat for a while. The end. P: For the querents, Ribbon is one of your Slink friends? C: Yes. He wears a tie on his horn that looks like a ribbon, so he is called Ribbon. His other horn is broken and he walks with a waddle. He is more odd than most Slinks. He always smells like fish. P: *refrains from wrinkling nose* He sounds like an interesting guy. On a different note, someone wants to know if Slinks lay eggs. C: No, we have live young. Like humans. But unlike humans, we can have many at a time. P: I think we’ll leave that one alone in the interest of preventing “too much information.” C: ...You know me too well. P: I do indeed. What are some of your hobbies, Crossbow? C: Trying on pants, doggy paddling, trying to stick marshmallows in my ears. The feeling is very blissful. Spitting on Prince. The Slink leader. I spit on him a lot. I don’t think he likes it, and that makes it funny. P: He does seem to get irritated with you a tad more than some of the other Slinks. C: That is because I like to stand out. He thinks he’s prettier than I am, so I like to make his life hard for fun. P: Seems a tad unfair to him. C: Well, he hasn’t stopped me yet. P: What’s day to day life like for you? C: I spend some time observing humans in various locations. It has been quite cold out lately, so I like to go indoors. Different houses or stores. I like grocery stores. I like to walk down the aisles and pretend I’m shopping. I pretend to push a cart and pick out groceries. Sometimes I will invite friends to join me. We take walks, or steal clothes from people, or eat small animals. Very boring stuff. P: Oh, here’s a good question: Why do you feel slinks make for good human companionship? C: I’m not sure, but it seems we make humans laugh. I suppose that is a good trait. Laughing is healthy. P: You can’t think of any other reason? C: We will take your makeup and unnecessary clothing if you don’t want it anymore. We don’t like to waste things. Also I suppose we are good at cuddling. Our tails make good pillows it seems. P: They’re rather cushy if you can get past the clamminess. C: Ah… we are loveable idiots. There. I think I found a good description of us now. Well, some are idiots. I’m rather smart. P: That’s a little harsh. C: I said some. Not all. Some cannot escape the title. ...You are being quiet. Let me lighten the mood. *drools* P: *blinks in surprise and laughs* Sorry, I’m a tad busy with work. (I was doing this interview in my cubicle) C: *stops drooling* No rush. P: *clears throat* Okay, next question. What kind of humor do Slinks like? C: Slapstick. ...That rhymes with chapstick, you know. P: It does indeed. Are we talking Three Stooges slapstick? C: *giggles* Yes. P: I can just imagine you and some of your friends acting out those scenes. C: We would be very good at them, I think. P: Okay, final question, and this one’s a little more serious: You're categorized as demons. Do you feel you're darker in energy or about the same as Earth demons? C: Hm… That’s an interesting question. Because many Earth demons are very dark. We are categorized as demons because essentially we are. We are human-eaters, although it’s rare that you will find a truly hostile one. It’s like humans who keep pigs as pets. You eat pigs, but there are also cute ones that you like to keep around. We can be dangerous, however, so I feel our label is suited for us. If you compare us to, perhaps, a hellborn royal demon or something of the sort, we are not nearly as dark. Those are my thoughts, anyhow. P: Well, that was all the questions. Thank you for doing this, Crossbow. C: You are welcome. I hope that some more humans find us interesting after this. We would love to make more pretty human friends. **Since there was an edited post, there’s a brief break in the interview** P: Hey Crossbow, we had someone edit a post, so there’s a few more questions for you. C: Oh boy. I am ready. *eats crackers noisily* P: So one of the new questions is what sort of entertainment do you like? C: Many things entertain me. I like to watch people. I also like to play with toys. I play with toys a lot, like little lizard figures and plastic cars. P: Or those little plastic dinosaurs Lu has on her desk sometimes? C: Yes. Those are magical. P: What are some of your favorite treats? C: Dried fish. Dried mango. I also like seaweed and licking the powdery substance off marshmallows. P: And this is the final question: Do Slinks mate for life or just long enough to produce offspring? C: Oh… I like this question a lot. Thank you asker person who asked me this lovely question. I will answer it best. Most Slinks do not mate for life. We will mate until we have children, and then sometimes again with the same partner if we can stand each other long enough. Sometimes there is love. Sometimes not. The only Slink who mates for life is Prince. Or whoever is the leader at the time. P: Does Prince have a mate currently? C: No, he does not. He is waiting for a good time to have a mate and make babies. Right now he is too busy he has told us. I think he is just making excuses. P: Well, thank you for making more time for us, Crossbow. We appreciate it. C: You are welcome. Thank you for… Yes. *nods* It was fun. ...I think. P: We’ll say it was. I had fun. C: Well if you had fun, then I had fun too. Goodbye then.

Some HD ref art of one of my slink hybrids, "Spotted Anger". Art©EnterTheDwelling / CosmicSynthetics / CosmiSynth / The CS !-DO NOT REPOST-!