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Do you think cockslinger ever gets tired of creating bots? Do you think he sometimes says to himself "I'm tired of creating bots to harass people?" Of course. But do you know what he does? He gets up every day, and does it anyway.

"So you're the legendary Nero, huh"

"Yep, a transsexual from the '90s. Kicked some princess ass back in the day."

*silence for a few moments*

"Ehh, can I get you anything to drink?"

"U-uh, just water, Mr. Nero. Please."

"Heh, call me Slinger"

"Y-yes sir, s-Slinger"

*Slinger walks to the kitchen. The TV is quietly playing in the background. A coffee machine is running and a water pitcher is being tossed about behind the countertop*

"...So what did you say brought you here again?"

"Oh, r-right, Mr. Nero. I mean Slinger. What can you tell me about the Feminist Princesses?"

"Christian Feminist Princesses"

"Right. Christian Feminist Princesses. I'm searching for information about them."

"So you wanna know about the Christian. Feminist. Princesses. Well I'll tell ya one thing, they ain't like they're portrayed in those cheap movies. Real life? They tortured kids. Killed us men, just for the fun of it. Bet they didn't teach that in school, did they. Heh."

"...Uh, n-no-"

"Ya know how they got so powerful in the first place? They played innocent. Played as the victim, till they got their hands on the kids then snapped their necks. I still have nightmares about it."

*Slinger looks off into the distance*

"I'm v-very sorry to hear that, Mr. Slinger."

"...Eh, nothing much that can be done now. I took care of 'em alright."

*ding in the background*

"Oh, uh, my coffee's done. Here's that water. Have a seat on the couch."

"Thank you, sir."

*slinger comes back with a cup of coffee, black. He loads it up with a large amount of sugar*

"Say, eh, this program, you don't have to watch it."

"N-no, it's fine, it's y-your house, heh."

*both sit in silence while watching the TV.*

"So, Slinger, I'm trying to put together a team to-"

*before the sentence is finished, Slinger bursts out into a wheezing laugh. This goes on for a solid minute*

"Heheh, sorry kid. Wasn't tryin' to sound rude. But do ya see me? Those days are far behind me. I took care of the Princesses. Fought in a couple conflicts against the Radfems. But I'm all but retired now. Sorry. No can do."

"But sir I-"

"Nah. Not gonna happen. You can find someone more competent than some old retired guy, I'm sure of it."

"But sir the Christian Feminist Princesses-"

"...?"

"They're Back."

*Slinger nearly chokes on his coffee.*

"..."

"What do you mean they're back?"

"We've gotten loads of reports from our spies out of LA. They say that something's happening across the woke states. They say that it's the Princesses again."

*Slinger looks into the distance, with deep focus*

"Are they sure it's them?"

"As sure as they can be, sir."

*A long pause. At the end, Slinger slowly gains a little smirk.*

"You know what kid? Count me in."

The one that corrects Christians, she said