Dec 3, 2025
The Great Pizza Crisis 🍕✨
So, I was having a perfectly normal Wednesday, right? I ordered a pepperoni pizza (classic me), settled in with my slime jar, and hit play on some Kdrama. Everything was vibey.
Then… disaster struck. 😱 My cat, Sir Meowington, decided the pizza box was a trampoline. Yes. A trampoline. I blinked. He jumped. The pepperoni flew like tiny, greasy UFOs, and one landed on my laptop.
Cue me screaming, “WHY ME?!” Cue my little brother recording it for TikTok because of course he is.
By the end, the pizza was gone, the laptop survived (mostly), and Sir Meowington was crowned King of Chaos. 10/10, would survive a pizza crisis again.
