Slashers and fast acting fem!reader
"Oh, you know, I like you. Do you want to get married? And so what if we just met? Trifles :) "
Characters: Art the clown, Thomas Hewitt, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Vincent Sinclair, Bo Sinclair.
My headcanons, yes, don't judge. I wrote through a translator, so there may be mistakes.
Art the clown
Okay, you're with your girlfriends at the bar And I'm standing in the corner and woo-woo-woo
You saw him in one eatery when they did not want to let him out, since he did not pay for lunch. You loved the way he hilariously tried to distract the cafe owner to slip away. You, like a real good-natured, decided to pay for him. The owner was in complete shock when you handed him the money. And it is not clear what surprised him so much: the fact that the girl pays for a stranger, or the fact that someone came to the defense of this bastard, who has not paid for food several times already. You left the cafe with a clown. He had a big old garbage bag on his back.
"Hey, you know, you're pretty cute. Would you like to go out with me?" you said and winked at him. His face expressed no emotion. You assumed he was just stunned by your beauty, even though you weren't even wearing make-up today. A few seconds have passed, and there is still no reaction from him. "Maybe a wedding then?"
Unfortunately for you, the clown just turned around and walked away from you. You didn't torture him and you went home. However, when you were already approaching your house, the same clown suddenly got out of the corner of the next house and approached you. He was clearly running towards you as his breathing was uneven. You became curious about what he wanted, so you stopped in front of him. He handed you his hand, in which he held an engagement ring with a small pebble in the middle. Only God knows where he got it from, since he had blood on him.
"Oh, are you proposing to me? I agree…" However, he began to shake his head intensely at your words in denial. You looked at him in bewilderment. What does he want then? The clown started poking a ring at you. "AH! Do you want me to propose to you?" - now he started nodding and smiling. You giggled and took the ring from him.
Now you kneel in front of him in the middle of the street. Thank God that at that moment there was no one but you.
"My sweet clown, will you marry me?" - the smile did not fall off your face, you handed the ring to him. However, he sharply showed you the fak with the most serious face. The clown took his sack and walked past you. You remained on one knee, analyzing what happened now. You were dismissed, so how else, wow… Suddenly you stood up, turned around and shouted:
"What about our children?! I love you! If you don't love me, I don't either!"
Thomas Hewitt
"I love you, I love you" Tell me, "I love you, I love you"
You and your friend somehow ended up in the middle of Texas without gas. Fortunately, you came across a kind woman who did not very kindly tell you that she had gasoline in her house. Okay, why not go? She even walked you home. Her house was big, obviously she didn't live alone. You and your friend waited patiently near the door while the woman was at her home.
"Hell, Y/N, look back! What the f * * * ing son of a bitch? I don't like him…" said your friend in a frightened voice. You turned around and saw him… big bear. Well, not a bear, but a big man. He stood in the distance with his back to you. Your friend already wanted to suggest you get away from this house, but you, like a real crazy idiot, went to this big guy.
"Hey bear! Would you like to meet me?" 'you shouted as you approached him. He quickly turned to you, and you saw that his face was covered with some kind of cloth mask. "I'm Y/N, and you?." He looked confused, but still he began to approach you. In his gait felt… anger. Are you out of time? Wrong words? "Er, wait, not so fast" - you began to retreat and raised your hands in front of you as a sign of surrender. "Bear, wait, you… uh-uh, you know, you're my type. Don't want a relationship? We can get married right away. I don't mind." He stopped for a moment from your words, but after that he walked towards you again. You realized that you were finished, so you turned from him and began to run to your friend, who also began to run.
Fortunately (or not), a woman has finally left the house. You saw her and ran up to her.
"Help! I offered him a wedding, but he is apparently already married," you said, hiding behind the woman's back. That big guy has already approached you and the woman, which is why you cried out and pressed harder against her back. The bear did not do anything and stared intently at the woman, as if communicating with her eyes. He suddenly looked at you, which made you wave to him.
"Damn, are you kidding my Tommy? Do you know what I do with such stitches?" 'the woman told you as she turned to you, causing your bear shelter to go missing.
"No, what are you! I didn't want to joke with him. I am completely serious in my words. Is he gay? I can change my gender for him" - from your words your interlocutors opened their mouths. It cannot be described in what shock they were.
The woman clenched her fists and already wanted to punish you, but suddenly the man noticed your friend, who managed to escape far from home. He quickly put his hand on the woman's shoulder to calm her down and ran to your friend. You became jealous. "Hey bear! So you're more attracted to my friend than I am?"
The woman pushed you into the house and took you to some room on the second floor. You didn't realise what she wanted from you until you realised your hands were being tied to the bed. You naturally began to throw yourself, but you were immediately punished with a light slap in the face.
You didn't know how many sat like that until you heard the heavy footsteps. The door opened and a silhouette of a bear appeared. His breathing was rapid, and there was a stain on his battered apron.
"I didn't know there was a tradition of bride kidnapping in America either. Do I need to cry or rejoice?" as you said, the big man came closer to you. Now he stood in front of you very close, looking down at you. "oh-oh, you know, you look so exciting now. I can break down." it seemed to you that he was studying you, thinking about what to do with you. "You're Tommy, aren't you? Don't be offended, but you look like some kind of maniac. You're not going to kill me, are you?" - you made the sweetest smile you could, but judging by his reaction, it didn't work. He turned around and began to leave.
"Wait! And the wedding? Will there be a wedding?"
Michael Myers
Okay, I've been chasing you for two weeks. And at the door I stand and wait, woo-woo
You saw him at night in the window as you walked past the house where you knew the murder had been committed. He walked around the house and looked around. You decided to take a closer look. However, when you came to the window, you stepped on a branch, because of which he sharply turned to you and began to look intently, and then… quickly went to the door with a knife. your adrenal glands began to release adrenaline, which caused you to react and begin your escape. Your house was nearby, so it shouldn't have taken long to escape if you… did not fall.
The masked man managed to take advantage of the situation and accelerated his step. You were scared and could not rise normally, as you injured your knee. Barely standing up, you realized that he was almost close to you. Droplets of sweat appeared on your face. You ran again, shouting after him: "I just wanted to meet you!"
It is not clear how you managed to run to your house and even go into it, having managed to lock the door. But the man was very close to your door. And because part of the door was glass, you could see him. "Man, you know how you scare me? But at the same time you attract. It's like I'm between two lights."
You went to your kitchen to find a first aid kit. However, you noticed he was now near your window and saw everything you were doing. You went to the window and said loudly: "Stalking is now condemned in our time, but if you follow me, since you liked me, then continue." You winked and began to treat the wound, before moving to the side where there will be less visibility for it.
After 5 minutes, you finished treating the wound and decided to see if the man left or not. It wasn't near the window, so you relaxed. You went to the living room, but you saw him in the hallway. He stood motionless, holding the knife tightly. You froze in place, not taking your eyes off him.
"Look, can we have a wedding? I can cook." - zero reaction - "I can stroke your clothes" - zero reaction - "I can sharpen knives, I can sharpen yours." The man moved sharply towards you, because of which you recoiled and quickly ran to hide behind the table in the kitchen. "I can buy us rings myself!" you shouted, hoping it would stop the man. Suddenly you realised the kitchen window was big enough to jump out of. You did, although the maniac was close to grabbing you.
You ran to the side where the nearest police station was. Turning around, you saw a man leaving your house and walking in a completely different direction, apparently leaving you alone. It looks like there will be no wedding, but you won't have to sharpen his knife.
Jason Voorhees
Don't tell me you're not wearing make-up Of the two of us, you're not the scariest
You and your friends are staying for a week in an abandoned camp. The night was cool, so you, unlike your friends, did not sit around the fire and take illegal substances. You went into the first house you came across and decided to sleep. You succeeded, but only for one hour, as the screams of friends began to reach you. They screamed like they were being cut. At first you thought they were just starting a fight against each other, but then for some reason it became quiet. Suspiciously quiet. You, still sleepy, got out of bed and decided to go outside. But when you opened the door, the cold wind made you cringe and slam the door shut quickly. You had a choice: stay warm or go in the cold looking for friends who probably just went looking for new drugs. You chose the former. And that decision helped you avoid death.
You managed to sleep another hour, but your sleep was interrupted by a sharp breath of wind. You woke up and saw that the door was open, and some healthy man was standing in the middle of the aisle. None of your friends looked like him. You quickly stood up and asked what he had forgotten here. Only now did you notice he had a machete in his hands. Fear began to build up in your body. You managed to react and, opening the window, jumped out into the street. You ran in a direction unknown to you, turning around all the time. By the light of the moon, you could see a hockey mask on it. At some point, you were able to break away from him. You clung to a large tree and breathed heavily. Drowsiness quickly disappeared, but the adrenaline gradually went away. You sat on the ground to soothe a fast-beating heart. A smile appeared on your face at the thought that you were able to break away, but it immediately disappeared when you realized that your friends were probably no longer alive. Suddenly, among other trees, you saw the silhouette of that maniac, which was gradually approaching you. You began to rise to start running, but your legs were so tired that any action brought pain. You groaned and began to quickly come up with a plan.
"Excuse me, man! A man in a hockey mask! Can we take a break? I'm an ordinary girl, I'm not that strong and… muscular like you." surprisingly, from your words the maniac stopped walking towards you and just stopped, not taking his eyes off you. 'And you're also very strong. And hardy. Can you come closer so that I don't scream?" a risky step, but since the man stopped to listen to your nonsense, then you amused him.
He stopped a stone's throw away. You studied it to come up with some more words. "Shall we get married?" You may have noticed how the maniac's eyes widened. 'I mean, you're probably lonely here in this abandoned camp. Think for yourself, I can entertain you. I have read many books, I can tell you them. It's a shame, of course, that you killed my friends." The maniac took a step towards you, because of which you quickly raised your hands in surrender. But, of course, you were scared, since the machete was still in his hands.
'I can cook, sew. You know, money is not the main thing for me. I'm not that demanding." - you spoke so quickly that some words were not even clear. Eminem who? "I can clean up. I know how to cook, have I said that yet? I, yes, can cook…"
You suddenly looked at your fingers and remembered that you had a ring. Oh, how much money you spent on it, but life is more expensive. You barely got down on one knee and offered him a ring. He tilted his head sideways and looked at you like you were crazy.
'Dear pumped man, will you become my husband? Or my fiancée, whatever you want." he didn't understand what you expected of him, so you asked for his hand, which he kindly granted you. You put the ring on your finger and smiled nervously. 'We're spouses now! And spouses should not be killed."
Vincent Sinclair
Since you refused to get married yesterday, I will offer again tomorrow, woo-woo
God knows how you found yourself in an unknown city. You went to the wax museum for nothing and saw it… a man who was entirely your type. he would put the wax figure of the man in place, adjusting the fine details. He didn't even notice your presence until he turned around. His white wax mask attracted you even more, and you stood like some crazy woman, staring at him and smiling sweetly.
"Man you're so cute! Are you the creator of these figures? You are so talented! Can I have an autograph? Please sign on my lips. You have such a cute mask. Can I touch it? and wax figures can be touched? And you?" By his pose, one could understand that he was at a loss and he was uncomfortable. You took a step forward and he quickly grabbed a spatula for wax work. The man also went at you, because of which you got scared and ran away from him.
You ran outside, just like him. 'But my words were true! Don't want a wedding? I'll be your husband if you like. I can be a bride. What kind of girls do you like?" You ran away from him towards the gas station. He was fast, so he managed to catch up with you. The man grabbed your hand and you cried out. But no blows followed. You looked at each other and you decided it was the best time to propose to him. Only without a ring. You got down on one knee and said, "Will you be my husband?". However, the man only let go of your hand and, turning around, walked away from you. You began to follow him. He accelerated the step, so did you. He began to run, so did you. You shouted to him: "why don't you want to be my husband?" Until you came across another man, behind whom your lover hid. Although you were not killed, the wedding never took place, but since you are a stubborn girl, you will pester him until he gives up.
Bo Sinclair
You and your friends were driving home after university, but your friend's car broke down and you stopped near the nearest town. You and one of your friends found a gas station. There was a handsome tall man behind the till. Your friend immediately began to tease you, as he knew that you like such men. Your friend told the seller about the problem with the car. Unfortunately, some part at that moment was not in the store, only in the seller's house. You said you could go with him and your friend could walk to his car.
As you walked with a handsome man to his house, you constantly stared at him. He couldn't help but notice, so he asked what was the matter.
"I love men like you" "Really? Well, I can say I love beautiful ladies like you," he said playfully. "Should we get married then?" "Absolutely" - when he said it, you both stopped and started laughing, but then both stopped, becoming as serious as possible. "Then we need rings. I only have a beer lid." "I have old parent rings at home." "Great"
Pose you brought the right details to your friends. They asked you why you don't get in the car. You said you were now married and showed the engagement ring on your finger. They were in complete shock. How did you manage to find a husband in such a short period of time? Well, but now you are with the man you have dreamed of all your life.
Sorry, but I'm already tired, so yes. that's it












