I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE PLURK WAS BEING AN ASS TO i guess i can stop blaming my shitty internet now
NAH YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE...
It's been down for over two hours for me now 8C

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I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE PLURK WAS BEING AN ASS TO i guess i can stop blaming my shitty internet now
NAH YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE...
It's been down for over two hours for me now 8C

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I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware! (x)
Out of the way frozen au, make room for Lion king au! jk
sorry this took so long, I didn't forget
GIMME THOSE HEADCANONS, SIR. I MUST KNOW.
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE
I'm not sure how it started because it was a WHILE ago, but the headcanon that Chris was a picky eater was thought up (which has been referenced in the blog). I think it was at least mostly Honey Seekers-inspired with a little Cheetah Racer (aka Chris the grass connoisseur), plus pre-existing headcanon that Chris grazed throughout the day rather than ate regular meals. This only seemed to get another hint when Snow Runners came around.
Whereas the first headcanon was inspired by the beginning of Honey Seekers, it was looking at a later part of the episode where the one about his sense of smell came into place. Specifically-
Chris seemed SO much more affected by the honey badger's odor than Martin, and it sparked an idea: he has a strong, maybe even above-average sense of smell. This was a real "Eureka!" moment. The human sense of smell and taste are linked, to the point where they're almost the same sense. If Chris's smelling ability was more sensitive than your average Joe, his sense of taste would likely follow along (something helped by my friend Wolfie, who actually is like this). There've been other little hints toward his taste/smell that I can't really remember now, but Skunked! went a long way toward all but verifying it for me because
Chris's reactions to the stink
just seemed so much
more
severe
than
everyone else's.
SO YEAH that's the basics of the headcanon. I'd love to know if this applies to the real Chris or if it's just something they do for the funny, if it's conscious at all, but yeah that's about it X3
(This is why I wind up feeling so BAD for him throughout Tazzy Chris, and it's just the umpteenth thing that shows that tazzy suit MESSES HIM UP AVIVA WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THESE)
WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IS WHY THEY'VE DECIDED TO PIN ALL THEIR AFFECTION ON ME BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL VERY ATTRACTIVE TBH
LETS SEE A PICTURE THERE LASS.
YOU SCARED AWAY THE ANON BEFORE I GOT TO KNOW WHO THEY WERE fgDKGHDGHSFRR SADNESS
i didnt MEAN TO. YOU KNOW? JEEZ. I WAS JUST. I WAS JUST TALKING. I WAS JUST TALKING TO YOU.
CAN I NOT TALK TO A FRIEND.
OMG

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ew no you can keep the sauce and pasta grossss WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT NOW I'M SAD TOO FGKDNHJTDHJDT FUCK
excuse you pasta and suace is amazing. gtfo
and yeah i get realy honest when im like this. io dont know why i said that. thts unfortunate. really.
i want them to like, just have a silvabond movie
GET ME SOME GARLIC BREAD OR SOMESHIT, I'M ON MY WAY
ill get you garlic bread and pasta and marinara sauce and all of that stuff.
omg how are you?? omg our ship tho.
its sad to think we're only ever going to have that scene ever.
i think i made myself sad.
TELEPORTING RIGHTTHEFUCKNOW. I NEED THEM DRUGS IN MY LIFE and also you
dude get in my house. order some pizza.
OMFG I SO WANNA GET PIZZA.
I SHOULD GET SOME PIZZA OMG.
I HATE YOU.