jungleprowler headcanons by yours truly
because nobody fucking posts about these two
Skye wears sweatpants to bed and wakes up to them all bunched up at her knees which makes Fade laugh in the morning, Skye absolutely fucking HATES IT
Their 'song' is Somethin' Stupid by Frank and Nancy Sinatra
Like many of Cypher's children's partners (Killjoy and Raze), Skye was given a quiz about her intentions with his child (aka Fade)
Skye tries her absolute hardest to bring Fade out on runs and hikes knowing she will say no
Adding on, Skye actually dragged Fade out into the wilderness and Fade, a chronically online person, fizzled into fucking dust at the sunlight
Fade reads Skye to sleep
Fade casually starts playing loud music that is absolutely horrid to Skye's ears but tolerates it
Skye's responses to Fade's jokes are just 'your mom'
Fade cooks when she's bored so Skye gets an unlimited supply of grilled cheese
Phoenix has tried stealing one and Fade, with a hot spatula, burned him while hitting his hand and man's didn't even flinch
Skye tries staying up with Fade to keep her company, unfortunately the 5 Hour Energy bottles did not do Skye justice and in fact made her want to bounce across the walls
Fade steals Skye's clothes when she's not looking
Fade is a comic nerd and only Skye knows
Skye sends her lovey paragraphs when she goes places without her and Fade just responds with "lol"
Fade has the most best home made remedies but BY GOD they taste fucking awful and Skye doesn't have the heart to tell her
Skye talks in her sleep and everytime Fade is actually about to fall asleep she hears Skye mumble something in her sleep and it kicks in like a fight or flight response
Skye is all about PDA and show off but Fade pretends to hate her, to the point Sage has told them to break up
Skye steals Cypher's tea for Fade to calm the fuck down because although coffee work's wonders, caffeine does cause anxiety
Fade loves rainy days and sits next to a window to hear it, Skye takes this chance to be cringe as hell and run out into the rain and hold up her phone with a random song playing staring at Fade.
Fade played Stray in the Valorant living room as Skye and Cypher watched. Cypher has a video of her breakdown after finishing it. (Taken from another poster)
They build legos together and actually have little lego selves, they made their dream house
Fade's the jealous type and gives everyone the side eye when they get too close to Skye
When Fade does sleep, she is found in random places of the Protocol with Skye's blanket on her, queue Sage walking into the kitchen bar area to Fade in the corner next to the fridge taking a snooze
