Oikawa/Kise for that meme!!!!!! Dedicated to our good friend Skullka-Äan :'D
Who would throw the other in the pool:The only clear answer is probably Iwaizumi or Kasamatsu, but okay. Theyâd probably just kind of fall in because they wouldnât watch their step while striking poses for their fangirls.Â
Who is the better carer when the other is sick:Idk. Kise? I mean you have to be really lame when Kise is the responsible one but I canât seriously imagine Oikawa doing, like, anything. As for being the sick one, Â I have the feeling Kise would actually just kind of be sick and not really voice it out loud (ok heâd probably call an awful lot of people, but heâd still be manageable), but since Oikawa has no friends and Iwaizumi would block him after like one day, heâd just be really annoying and insufferable.Â
Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them:Both, it would be something like a contest, though Oikawa would probably have more crazy ideas, and also be really manipulative (and heâd also be the first one to get scared and want to run away but well he canât show his weakness right)
Who would cook the better romantic dinner:At this point, Riko Aida would.  Because these two are just so damn hopeless. But fine, probably Oikawa. I suppose that Kise, being a model and all, always eats just some snacks and stuff, while Oikawa, actually being home sometimes can at least make tea and some eggs. Maybe. However, Kise would probably have more ideas about romantic stuff, so in the end, theyâd have to team up to actually manage to do at least something.Â
Who would build the blanket fort in the living room:Oikawa. Kise would then proceed to build another, better and bigger, and heâd have to steal half of Oikawaâs fort to complete it. In the end, it would result in a very loud arguement and make-up sex in the ruins of both forts.Â
Who would have the best holiday ideas:Idk, I think Kise would just get a lot of like invitations and discounts from places heâd done some advertising for, and Oikawa would just tag along. Surprisingly, these holidays, vacations and trips wouldnât be as disastrous as you would expect.Â
Who would need to clean out the otherâs stuff to make room for their own:I think they would get to the point where they wouldnât know who owns what? I mean maybe clothes yeah since Kise is bigger but gifts from fangirls? Cosmetics? Everything else? Nah. Theyâd just push it into one big pile that Iwaizumi or Kasamatsu would, late at night, carry in a large black bag out of the backdoor of their house. Or maybe it wouldnât be the mess. Who knowsâŚ
