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Every barbecue gathering in the UAE eventually lands on the same argument. Someone swears by gas because it's fast and clean. Someone else won't touch anything that isn't lit with charcoal. And there's always that one person at the desert camp insisting wood is the only "real" way to cook outdoors.

Here's the thing. They're all a little bit right, and a little bit missing the point. The fuel you choose changes the flavour, the cooking time, and, honestly, the whole experience. So let's go through what each one actually does, where it works best in UAE conditions, and why you don't necessarily have to pick a side.

Why Fuel Choice Matters More Here Than You'd Think

Grilling in the UAE isn't quite like grilling anywhere else. You've got extreme heat for most of the year, sudden wind on beaches and mountain trails, and outdoor sessions that range from a quick Friday lunch on the balcony to a full weekend camping in Hatta or out near Liwa. The fuel that's perfect for a 20-minute backyard grill might be completely impractical halfway up Jebel Jais.

That's why "which fuel is best" isn't really the right question. The better question is which fuel suits what you're doing that day.

Gas: Built for Speed and Convenience

Gas grilling wins on practicality. Light it, and you're cooking within a couple of minutes. No ash, no waiting for coals to grey out, no smoke clinging to your clothes before you've even started. Heat control is also far more predictable, which matters if you're cooking something delicate like fish or vegetables.

The trade-off is flavour. Gas gives you clean, even heat, but it doesn't add the smokiness that a lot of people associate with proper grilling. It's also dependent on having a canister with you, which is rarely an issue in the UAE since isobutane camping gas is widely available, but it's still one more thing to plan around if you're heading somewhere remote.

Charcoal: The Flavour Most People Are Actually Chasing

Charcoal is the middle ground, and arguably the most popular choice across UAE households for a reason. It burns hotter than gas once it's going, which makes it better for searing meat, and it brings that smoky depth that gas simply can't replicate. It's also deeply rooted in grilling traditions across the region, from family gatherings to beach barbecues.

The catch is patience. Charcoal needs 15 to 20 minutes to reach proper cooking temperature, and you'll have ash to deal with afterwards, which is worth thinking about if you're cooking on a beach or anywhere with Leave No Trace expectations.

Wood: The Most Flavour, The Most Skill Required

Wood-fired cooking is where things get serious. It produces the most complex flavour of the three, and there's something genuinely satisfying about cooking over an actual fire rather than a heat source you can't see. It suits slow, low-temperature cooking particularly well, and it's a natural fit for camping trips where the fire is doing double duty as both your stove and your evening's entertainment.

It's also the hardest to control. Temperature swings more; good firewood isn't always easy to source on short notice, and it takes more practice to cook consistently. This is the fuel for people who already know what they're doing, or who are happy to learn by trial and error around a campfire in Hatta.

So, Why Not Just Choose All Three?

This is usually where the conversation stalls, because most grills only do one job. You either own a gas grill, a charcoal BBQ, or you're improvising over a wood fire. Buying separate equipment for each isn't realistic for most people, especially if you're trying to keep your camping or beach gear light.

This is exactly the gap that multi-fuel grills like the <a href="https://www.ehdxb.com/brands/skotti">Skotti Grill</a> were designed to close. It's a German-engineered, Red Dot Award-winning portable grill that runs on gas, charcoal, or wood, all from the same nine-piece stainless steel unit that packs flat to the size of a laptop. The Flame Broiler lever gives you direct access to the flame for searing at up to 1,000°F when you need it, regardless of which fuel is loaded. In practice, that means you can decide your fuel based on the trip, not the equipment you happen to own.

Where This Actually Plays Out in the UAE

Hatta or wadi camping: wood fits the setting, and you're often building a fire anyway.

Jebel Jais or windy elevations: charcoal tends to hold up better than gas in gusty conditions.

Beach evenings at JBR or Kite Beach: gas or charcoal, depending on how much cleanup you're willing to deal with afterwards.

Boat trips and quick getaways: gas, for the speed and the lack of ash to manage on a moving deck.

The Real Verdict

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> Your name is Skotti Cucula, and you’re taking a water break. How nice of you to sit with us while we say hello! 

> You’re mighty tall, ain’tcha? Your size and strength make you the perfect 8-Man for your rugby team! When you were forced to quit your degree, you turned towards professional sports. You’re known for being a real sweetheart, even if you aren’t always the sharpest. You’re a really peaceful troll!!! ...that is, until they look at your loved ones wrong. There is a reason you got kicked out of higher education, after all. 

> Oh? Heading back to the field so soon? Maybe if we’re lucky, we’ll catch you on your next break!

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