#skeleton posting

A QUESTION MANY ARE PONDERING IN MY INBOX

WELL FEAR NOT MY CHAOTIC COMPATRIOTS, I SHALL SHED CLARITY ON THE PROCESS WITH MY MIRROR SHIELD

JOIN FORCES WITH THE WIZARDS HERE. REBLOG THE POST TO SHOW YOUR VIGOR AND SUPPORT. COMMENT IN THE POST TO DECLARE YOUR INBOX IS OPEN FOR INVASION. HERE IS YOUR SPELL BOOK, BUT FEEL FREE TO MANIFEST YOUR OWN SPELLS

JOIN FORCES WITH THE SUPERIOR SKELETON LEGION. REBLOG THE POST TO INVOKE FEAR INTO OUR ENEMIES. COMMENT IN THE POST ABOUT THE EXCEPTIONAL MIGHT OF YOUR INBOX. WE MAY NOT HAVE SPELLS BUT WE HAVE COOL ENCHANTED WEAPONS.

IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO PARTICIPATE, USE ANY DOG EMOJI YOU HAVE 🐺🐶🐕‍🦺🐩🐕(EEEK) AND PUT IT SOMEWHERE VISIBLE ON YOUR ACCOUNT (NOT IN YOUR USERNAME, CHANGING YOUR USERNAME LEAVES THE OLD ONE OPEN FOR SOMETHING, THE DREADED LIFELESS PORN BOTS, TO TAKE)

also if i can be real for a sec, this isn't a "drive the wizards off the site" kind of war. this is a game on the playground at recess. this is calvin ball where you make it up as you go. this is simple, no-stakes, fuckery.

we want to encourage people to used blazed posts to not only build reinforcements for wizards and skeletons, but to also to support tumblr and the dev team to keep up their endearing nonsense. we can't do that by bullying and driving people off the site.

tumblr may be cringe, but its our cringe.