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‘ funny meeting YOU , HERE ! or ... meeting you at all . --- you know , i thought you were DEAD , didn’t they already kill you ? ’
01. ‘ pleased to be of your service , the name’s WINSTON . code name : cordon bleu --- wait , what do you mean we’re NOT doing code names yet ? ’ usually found slacking off in the grillby’s casino , this rabbit spends most of his days winning G in millions . KING OF POKER , regulars call him , even while under the influence of marijuana & cranberry juice . a member of the snowdin faction mostly composed of other vendors , he’s rarely found in its headquarters , but gets to the briefing in a matter of seconds . NOBODY would have ever guessed he was a member of one of the deadly families of the underground , because he’s always so cheery and looks after fellow monsters well --- not to mention being a Nice Cream vendor --- now he’s always been one of the most useful , knowing his way around every nook and cranny of the different zones of the UNDERGROUND . also , who doesn’t want a monster who can manifest sweet frozen treats on their team ?
02. ‘ meet me in the back in a few minutes , i promise --- yeah , yeah , the money’s in the bag --- there was this sweet old lady down the street offering me a COOKIE and i’m NOT going to pass that opportunity up . ’ his job is mostly comprised of funding ARTILLERY and relaying information ( a charming monster and charismatic to the core , it has become his job most of the time to coax information out of unsuspecting victims ) . the money he uses for the syndicates allegedly DOES NOT come from his winnings in the casino --- so NOBODY really knows for sure where it does . some say he’s still maintaining the FAMILY BUSINESS under-underground --- that is , selling MAGIC . his mother was famous for engaging in such acts , smuggling dark magic through systems of dealers --- until she was caught by a renowned investigator and was chained FOR LIFE . he joined the syndicate to avenge her detachment from his life as a young monster .
03. ‘ don’t just BASH his HEAD in , what are we , animals !? JEEZ . just lock him in the basement and call it a day . TORMENT him for an hour or two each night until he ... dies of natural causes . ’ winston , though cannot be hired as a hit man , is capable of accompanying one in their endeavors . he is NOT a fan of taking one’s life with brutal force or with a weapon --- after all , he gets squeamish when he sees DUST anywhere on his body . he likes to think he’s a man of CLASS , but really --- he’d sacrifice mercy in one’s slow torture for his own comfort . ironically , his prowess in STEALTH & SPEED in terms of locomotion has made him a valuable player of the field . his weapon of choice is a dagger or a pistol , mostly to only DISARM the opponent .
04. Nice Creams laced with poison , any one ?
05. ‘ ooh , i don’t think they LIKE me . look , i was just around the corner selling some of these treats to the sweetest kids , then this --- big guy took all my gold and went off ! ’ he avoids LAW ENFORCEMENT as best as he can . once caught in a sticky situation , it’s easy for him to point fingers , as one who holds plenty organized criminal information --- local bastard likes to FRAME & BLACKMAIL . he also wears a lot of bright clothing --- a ‘ hidden in plain sight ’ type of deal that makes it facile to trust this culprit . having befriended most of the underground by being the NICEST person on his surface , he has managed to make a lot of connections to aid him in becoming invisible to those after him , hiring bodyguards right & left .
