I get the feeling like a Troll was involved in the raising of the other Lalonde kid (who I know is called Roxy). KANAYA??!?!?
no bc her Guardian is alternate Rose if I am not mistaken
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS GODDAMN FAMILY TREE WORKS FOR THE PROSPIT KIDS. the Derse Dreamers are a simple shuffle but for Jade and John and Jake and Jane it's like WAT WHO IS THIS DAD person where did he come from stuck in between the 'actual' guardian or at least the ecto parent and the hero. like and there isn't ANOTHER generation between 'poppop crocker' and the Baronnesss right?? but she said 'great great grandmother'. what??? and Jade just didn't mention being Crocker's heir bc she had like a billion more awesome things she was heir to?
and GOD the Alternian Ancestors got such a HORRIBLE lives and nothing can be done to change it?
Is there fanfiction about them going through their first game all epic and happy?
and preferably winning in the end.
Like the alternate Guardians (so our first kids I guess) at least get a way to post-scratch without losing themselves AND THEIR ENTIRE SPECIES TO BIGOTRY, KILLING AND AWFULNESS.
But the first (alternate) human Guardians were also implied (well Roxy at least) to have a miserable lives bc they never fulfilled their potential...and then they just died. 'Doomed' timelines suck eh, BUT ESPECIALLY IF THERE'S NO TIMELINE WHERE YOU GET A GODDAMN CHANCE....my poor alternian ancestors
BUT IF THESE NEW POST SCRATCH KIDS ARE NOT THE SAME AS THE HUMAN GUARDIANS THEN....HOW DID THEY KNOW TO BE SUPER COOL IN THE MEDIUM PRE SCRATCH AND SHIT???
