@skatesofassttt said: dead-on-balls accurate?
“shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit” chris lee loses himself to an immediate fit of laughter. he's stood beside devon at the rink, on the ice. jail bake's beautiful, the one and only, shingo stands in goal - he's never played this fuckin sport in his life. when devon said dead-on-balls accurate, she meant it. the puck goes flyin into shingo's crotch and he doubles over immediately onto his pads, clutchin his fallen soldiers.
a congratulatory high five is in order. that was fuckin gnarrrrrrly. chris lee raises a gloved hand to devon, “dead-on-balls accurate.” the two make contact and chris wobbles a little on his skates. “get off the ice you cock sucker,” he shouts out to shingo, “we gotta get this shot for jail bake before dev's practice.”
