#skatan

I generally hate New Year’s resolutions, but I do have one this year, and I think it is achievable. I want to convert back to the church of skatan. I used to be pretty skatanic as a youth. I lost my way until a dickhead friend of mine reintroduced me to the practice last year. I bought 2 new cruiser skateboards due to their influence. I am not going to be learning crazy tricks or risking too much injury. I just want to ride my boards once a week; like a good, normal skatanist would. It rains a lot in the Carolinas, so I will have to double my efforts to offset the averages for when I miss church later.