#skarra

Did somebody say rockstar- I- I mean football star girlfriend?

Jokes aside that's pretty much the dynamic of the kind of relationship he wants, slutry, sexy, arm candy to alleviate his image and match his bad boy aesthetic.

İf you're a girl he snarkily insist you wear makeup during public appearances smokey black eye with silver glitter, red lips and well brushed eyebrows, highlighter and toner to make your face look sharp, and if you're a guy he'll suggest it a bit too much that it becomes obvious he wants you to. Concealer, highlighter, contour, maybe boyliner or glitter similar to Christan Bale at Velvet Goldmine.

I hate to say this but I can't see him dating anyone who isn't conventionally attractive or rather going public with them.

Loves loves loves flaunting his relationship so get ready for the whole football community to know whether or not you hog blankets.

Will get you sponsorship deals most likely from Vince's side businesses.

Loves rubbing his nose against yours, setting his chin on your shoulder, holding you by the hips, quick peck kisses.

Kind of odd but I will die on the hill that the more he knows you and the more intimate the relationship is the less intimacy you guys have.

At the start he uses sex to deal with any problem or sense of boredom in the relationship, but deeper in he actually talks things through or handles them better.

Paces around the big ass living room yelling and screaming and later grumbling and huffing whenever he losses a game.

Later on he might consider laying his head on your lap and letting you massage his scalp as consolation.

Expensive gifts all around but he isn't good at guessing what you like.

Never ever gets a public booth at a restaurant when you two are out on a date, as a matter of fact he gets in right next to the window.

Genuinely likes playing card games with you, taking extravagant baths and surprisingly playing footie.

His relationship with footie is a bit convoluted on one hand it was one of the things that brought him a lot of joy and still does, on the other hand he has a fog od internalised shame amd hostility around it.