Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa:  definitely zelda. and every time she does it, catch alex laughing @ her and taking the piss. 

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: this is also something i can imagine zel doing. maybe @ work one day while alex is out with gene ... god, that’s so cute.  gene coming back and seeing it and getting mad because  “ that’s a table, EAGLE.  not  a bloody chalk board.  “ 

Who starts the tickle fights: both of them bc they are both dorks. 

Who starts the pillow fights: again, both of them. they’re both as bad as one another and i love love love them sm.  

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: alex.  for sure, it’s alex.  she just watches zelda, lovey, affectionate expression across her features, hearts in her eyes.  

Who mistakes salt for sugar:  lmfao zelda. probably bc alex swapped them on purpose ;) 

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: im gonna say . . . zelda?  probably crept into the kitchen for a midnight snack but forgot the microwave made THAT much noise. 

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines:  both of them for sure! they throw them @ one another all of the time. probably have competitions of who can make the cheesiest pick up line up ever.  

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order:   alex?  i mean, she isn’t that fussed about organisation but if she was bored one day and zelda was out, she’d probably do it to pass the time. 

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: zelda, for sure! alex probably tells her off ... but smirks as she’s doing it. 

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: MATE WE BOTH KNOW THIS IS ALEX BLOODY DRAKE. 

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen:  HEHEHEHE, zelda does it to alex bc she knows it drives her mad.  especially if she’s just showered ... it’s cute tho. 

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: alex for zel. god damn it. 

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: zelda, probably. but alex will find it cute and do it with her.