Every time I go shopping for clothes this happens:

I pick up a clothing item in a size “L” and hold it up. It looks huge! So I put it down and pick up a size “M”. Looks reasonable. Being a deadbeat when it comes to trying on clothes at the store I purchase it. I bring it home and try it on at night while changing into my pjs. Sure enough, it’s too small! Now it will go back in the bag with the receipt and stay in the corner of the room until it says sorry! Or until I take it back for a refund. No, not an exchange because I’m mad at it!

I’m sitting here looking at a pile of warm weather clothes I got from Costco today (I was there only to pick up a prescription). They are a mix or “M’s” and “L’s”. Some are folded and wrapped in that sticky paper label. I mean, who knows with Costco sizing? Isn’t everything there supersized?

Anyways, I’m going to have be really careful opening the pajama set and remembering each fold as I unfold it. Because in the back of my mind I know it will be too small. It better not let me down.