SBI(+Tubbo and Ranboo but from this point on he's just included) g/t AU
God Found Family modern mincraft
Philza and Techno? Yeah they're Gods. They're immortal and best friends.
Phil finds Wilbur millions of years later and adopts him.
Wilbur is human in this AU, he was playing his guitar but was jumped for the money he earned.
Phil ended up adopting him a year later, then introduced him to Technoblade afterwards.
Wilbur didn't find out about them being gods until he was kidnapped coming home from school by crazy cultists/followers
He had never been so terrified of his Father and Uncle so much in that moment.
After finally calming him, Phil and Techno told Wilbur everything.
It took weeks for the human teen to stop flinching and a bit longer for his mannerism to be as normal as possible.
Philza and Techno are sizeshifters, but try to stay somewhat human size as much as possible.
Tommy is soon adopted as a baby, Wilbur is ecstatic.
Philza learns that he enjoys taking care of kids, while Techno is reminded why he hates orphans
(not because their annoying, but he has a soft spot for kids and an even softer spot for orphans)
Tommy is a raccoon hybrid (or red panda) he's a bit feral as he gets older but retains some human instincts.
Tommy was five when a frantic Technoblade brought home a (3?4? I know Tubbo is older than Tommy but here's the thing...*hangs up*) kid home covered in blood and eyes glowing red.
That's when Tommy found out that they were gods, Tubbo was sleeping peacefully as Phil frantically looked for clothes
Tubbo was supposed to be a sacrifice for the Blood God, but something went wrong and summoned him instead.
Tubbo is a Ram(or sheep) hybrid, he has heighten senses and can basically smell death/danger
Techno was enraged and killed everyone but the kid, who watched this giant kill a group of people.
The reason he was covered in blood was because he slipped in it.
Now Phil has another kid and loves him as well
Philza and Techno have a place for them when they need to "stretch", they bring the kids along after finding Tubbo.
Tommy wasn't afraid of his dad and Uncle but he was nervous around them.
Wilbur had already seen their true height before (at least 100ft)
Tubbo is fighting his instincts on running, knowing he wouldn't be hurt.
Techno is surprisingly soft with Tubbo, telling him that his instincts were valid and that he was doing a good job.
No I didn't forget Ranboo, he's a demigod. Not that he knows. He's still part enderman.
He shows up in middle school, and becomes friends with Tommy and Tubbo
He isn't surprised to find out about Techno and Phil. Wonder why :)
Demigods have specific heights they can growl and shrink into. Ranboo himself is a mini giant. Around 15-50ft
Don't worry, he handles his friends with care<3
