( Time skip bc I’m lazy XD )

In the car you are sat in the window seat reading Fight Club. Next to you was Keonho, and next to him was Martin. Keonho peeks at what you were reading and points, "You like Fight Club?"

“What about it? Girls can like Fight Club!” You face your book away from him.

“It’s just so niche, I didn’t think you’d know it,” he laughs, scratching the back of his head.

“Hmph, of course I do," you replied with a roll of your blue orbs.

“Sorry, it’s just so cool that a girl like you would enjoy it,” he chuckled.

“I like Fight Club too, I actually introduced Keonho to it." Martin jumped in the conversation, jealousy bubbling in his stomach.

“Oh whatever Martin,” the younger boy huffed, his bottom lip pouting cutely.

“Boys.” You rolled your eyes and sighed looking back to your book.

And before you knew it, you were at Hybe labels.

You walked into the building and saw their manager.

"Y/n, you will be joining Cortis as the only female 6th member,” your jaw dropped.

“No way!” You replied, looking over at the boys looking for any hint of shock or disbelief.

“I’m not doing this!” you cross your arms over your chest.

“Yeah you are... your mom signed a consent form and we paid her already…” James spoke with slight guilt in his voice.

"you’re not being reasonable right now, I can’t even speak Korean!!” You stumbled.

“You don’t need to! We need more American fans anyway! And a white blonde blue eyed girl will do perfectly!" The manager said with a laugh.

"But i cant even sing or dance!" you try and muster up some excuses to make them change their minds.

“Too stinking bad you’re in Cortis now deal with it” the manger yawns before checking his watch “okay I got to go, you have a meeting with the choreographer in 20 and the vocal coach afterwards so be prepared, good luck, you’re an idol now.” All six of you then watch as he walked away .

“I’ll show you to the dance room” James smiled trying to give some level of comfort.

“We will show you,” Juhoon clears his throat nonchalantly, his cold boy demeanor making you slightly wary of his presence. He had been very quiet since you met him, you realize this might’ve been the first time you heard him speak.

You watch as the choreographer slowly shows you the moves, and you copy them perfectly.

“Aigoo! are you sure you’ve never danced before?” Keonho asked in shock.

“I mean I did like a year of ballet in elementary” you shrugged like it was nothing

“Let’s try it normal speed” the choreographer says impressed at your natural skill

As the chorus of their hit song fashion began to play you dance to it effortlessly making the five boys stare in disbelief

“Woah you’re so swagy y/n” Martin says giving a playful pat to your back making Juhoon clench his jaw watching the two of you smile at each other

“Yeah, it was impressive” Juhoon nods in agreement crossing his muscular arms

“Thanks” you blush cutely

“Kiyowo~” the boys think collectively

“Okay now let’s add the others” the choreographer says with a grin

As the six of you figured out how to add you to the songs they also showed you what parts you will be taking from them and what parts you will fill with new verses which you will talk more about with the producers

“Gosh today was so tiring idk how you all do it!” You sigh loudly flopping on their couch, Martin laughs taking a seat next to you, his knee brushing yours.

“Yeah me either sometimes, but you did… amazing” he smiled softly at you

“T-t-t-t-thank you” you tuck a stand of your blonde hair behind your ear

“Martin.” You hear a males voice slice through the thick atmosphere, it was juhoon…

“Keonho is asking for you,” he spoke jesturinh for him to leave

“Oh really?” Martins face drops, you can feel the tension between them “he can come out here and talk to me himself,”

“Well, he’s busy, so go,” Juhoon scoffs

“Fine,” Martin sternly gets up and walks away towards Keonhos room

“H-hey” you swallow thickly sitting up straighter

“Nice job today,” he says, his shoulder touching yours his eyes drawing your face.

“Thank you, J-J-Juhoon…” you shivered

“Should I take you to your room?” He smirked

“Yeah, that’d be great thank you” you laughed awkwardly

Juhoon got up and you followed, he lead you down the hall to an empty room with a bed and a white desk.

“Here you go, this was very last minute so Keonho and Martin are now sharing a room, you’re welcome” he stated

“This wasn’t my idea…” tears welled up in your eyes “sorry..” you sniffed

“No, it’s okay,” he replied, his tone softer, his hand going to your shoulder giving it a small squeeze

“I just don’t know how I’m going to do this” you sighed before suddenly the bad boy juhoon takes you into his chest, you tense up before slowly melting into his arms

“Shshshshshs it’s okay y/n I gotchu” he hums before he noticed Martin in front of him, he gives him a glare making Martin clench his jaw in jealousy “that should be ME” he thinks to himself before turning away and slamming the door to his room behind him making you jump

“What was that” you say pulling away

“Just the wind pressure in here, it makes doors slam sometimes” he says with a small smile

“I think that was the first time I saw you smile” you giggle

“Oh shut up” he laughs pushing you softly “sleep tight y/n”

“You too” you smiled

(another time skip heheh)

It was the morning now and you rolled out of bed groggily you hate mornings..

After you shower you put on this outfit (shout Erika Kirk)

You walk over to the kitchen and find James cooking something that smells amazing

“Whatcha making?” You asked hopping onto the countertop across from him

“Nothing crazy just normal breakfast stuff” he said turning to you while flipping the pan, what a babe…

“Sweet” you smiled

“God she’s so cute,” he thinks to himself, watching you sit on the counter

“James hyunggg when are you going to be finished!” Keonho whined getting up from the couch and walking over to sit down at the barstool at the countertop you were sat at

“Oh be patient lil boy” he scoffed forcing himself to stop looking at you and focus on cooking

“Hi y/nnn” the younger boy smiled up at you

“Hey keonho” you smile down at the boy making him blush to himself

“I-I like your fit” he mumbles

“Thank you! I just threw something on” you giggled

“Well you look nice…” he hummed

“God why does it smell so good” Seonghyeon was heard from behind the brunette

“James why are you cooking? You never co-“ Seonghyeon began before James quickly interrupted him

“Yes I do,” he says loudly “all the time”

“Sureee” Seonghyeon laughs “or is it because we have a girl member now?” He says leaning over Keonhos shoulder

“Shut up” James blushed

“Just be grateful” Keonho laughs shoving Seonghyeon off of him

A boy was heard clearing his throat behind everyone

“Morning.” Juhoon says with his deep morning voice, Martin behind him

“What’s up y/n” Martin smirks walking past Juhoon shoving his shoulder slightly making Juhoon scoff with a small smirk on his lips

“Morning,” you hummed getting off the countertop and over to everyone else

“How’d you sleep?” Juhoon asked

“It’s a bit weird being here but at least the beds are nice!” You laughed softly making the boys stare in awe of your natural aegyo

“Yeah at least this company is minted” Martin adds

“Shoutout BTS” keonho puts a fist up in the air, same does seonghyeon

“I don’t really know anything abt kpop..” you admitted hesitantly

“Woah really? Teenage girl living in Korea doesn’t know anything abt Kpop” James said in shock, you truly weren’t like the other girls…

“Yeah.. I never understood the hype… no offense” you laughed scratching the back of your head

“Well you’re apart of it now” Martin jokes poking your shoulder playfully making juhoon step in between you two

“So you’ve never listened?” Juhoon asked with his arms crossed looking down at your petite frame

“No, not really, I’m more of a 5SOS, one direction, Fall out boy, kind of girl” you shrugged

“I like fall out boy” Juhoon nods with a smirk

“I like 5sos as well!” Martin chimed in pushing his way next to Juhoon and in front of you

“Oh really? Those bands are kinda niche” you smiled twirling your hair in your soft small fingers

“I guess so..” Juhoon nods in agreement

“Foods ready!” James interrupts loudly

“Thank god” keonho sighs even louder

After eating the six of you head to the studio to record new vocals

“So we scrambled up some lyrics for you, do you think you could rap?” Martin asked handing you a piece of lined paper with lyrics scribbled on it, you take it and read it.

“Yeah, I’m sure I could try” you laughed awkwardly before walking into the booth with headphones on listening to the sample Martin made for you to copy, his voice was amazing.

“You’re really good!” You shout unnecessarily loud

“Thanks” he laughs, his face turning red

As you listen you try and hum the flow to match and copy down, you already heard fashion plenty of times during dance practice so you got the gist of it

“Okay I think I’m good!” You yelled once more holding up a thumbs up to the producer.

You begin to effortlessly rap the lyrics he gave you, causing all five of the boys to collectively drop their jaws and look around as if they didn’t know where they were

“Holy shit” Keonho laughed bopping his head to the looped recording

You took off your headphones and asked “was that good?”

Everyone nodded in collective agreement, then the producer held up one finger gesturing you to go one more time. As you rapped everyone bopped their heads and clapped at your natural talent

“Beautiful and naturally talented, no wonder they wanted her with us” James pointed out

“I just wonder why not go solo?” Juhoon added

“Huh, not sure” Seonghyeon shrugged

The day went by while you recorded your new added parts to the songs before then going back to dance practice, you’re just so perfect that you got done with all the songs in practically one take!! Same with the choreo you’re a natural at it and a fast learner so you just memorized everything, the only problem was the boys muscle memory.

Keonho bumped into you again during your switch.

“Sorry!! That’s my fault… again” he slumps making you pat him on the back

“It’s okay!! It’s hard doing something new, especially if you’ve been doing it the other way for so long” you hum rubbing his back making him shiver at your touch

“T-t-t-thanks y/n you’re so sweet” he mumbled his face blushed pink

“Keonho pull it together,” Martin cleared his throat clearly jealous of his attention

“Whatever..” keonho scoffed moving back to starting position

While you practiced you also practiced singing and dancing, to everyone’s surprise your vocals were super stable and smooth

“God you’re just good at everything huh?” Juhoon winked at you making you blush

“I wouldn’t say that!” You pushed him cutely

“Please it’s like you’re not even trying!” Seonghyeon rolled his eyes with a charming smile

“Effortlessly beautiful and talented, it’s no fair” James added

“Guys!! You flatter me” you hide your face in your hands

“So cute” Martin teased making you shy

“Hmph no I’m not!” You grumbled

“So are” Keonho chuckled ruffling your hair

“Stoppppp!!” You pushed him softly swatting away his hand

“Owww” keonho faked “kiss it to make it better” he joked holding his hand out to you

“Finee” you chuckled causing him to blush intensely, you take his hand and place a small peck on his knuckles

“Woah woah woah me next??” James waved his hand pretending it hurt

“Hey! Guys, you’re so weird” you rolled your eyes

After everything you all decided to get some rest when suddenly Juhoon and Martin went in your room

“Y/n , I’m in love with you” Juhoon blurts

“What???” You jumped

“No I’m in love with you!” Martin pushed him away from your door frame, you suddenly hear footsteps

“They are crazy, I want you!” Keonho pushed the two of them and makes his way in your room

“Guys!?” You say with widened eyes, James then walks over

“I’m more mature than all of these kids, pick me!” James dashes over to you and holds your hands in his and before you could answer Seonghyeon pushes James over

“Forget him! I’m better!!”

Suddenly your room erupted in arguments on wether who deserves you more

“Guys!!” You shouted as loud as you could “I can’t decide! You are all so amazing….” You sigh

“Well I guess we all just have to find a way to win you over..” Martin says glaring at his members who now have became his opponents…

“Win me over??” You laughed in disbelief

“Yeah overtime! We will all find a way to make you love one of us!!” Keonho added agreeing to his idea

“So you don’t have to pick now..” Juhoon also spoke

“Jesus I’m not some prize!!” You huff crossing your arms

“Sure you are” James laughed teasing you

“Oh whatever, may the best man win I guess..” you sigh dramatically falling back onto your bed… what has your mom gotten you into….

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS

shout out @teacuplps for giving me motivation to make my own 😭😭 this was so fun to make lowkey… SORRY FOR ALL THE MISTAKES BUT ITS APART OF THE FIC LMAOO

Yeah so basically I didn’t proofread this! But it’s okay it’s a satirical fic anyway so what does it matter

Shoutout One Direction and old wattpad could’ve never done it without you ✊✊

I hope this doesn’t flop…