The year is 2050. They're making the 35th Five Nights at Freddy's game, and they gone WOKE. Instead of Five Nights at Freddy's it's now called Five PRONOUNS at Freddie's. Freddy Fazbear is now Freddy's Transbear, rawr. Chica has transitioned into Chico. Foxy the pirate is now Foxy the gay pirate. Purple guy is now Rainbow Guy. Golden Freddy is now Rainbow Freddy. Bonnie the Bunny is now a drag queen named "Mother the stunning", and yeah she does read books to kids, which is worse than eating and killing them. The pizzeria is now a wokeria. Instead of serving pizza they now just serve cunt. The sister location is now Non-Binary Sibling Location. All the animatronics has pronoun pins, and if you miss gender them, they will attack and eat you. But before attacking you, they give you a trigger warning and then they ask you if you have any boundaries around being attacked and eaten. Har har har har.
I know what you are.
