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I NEED you guys to hear me out on the jacobs x Cimmerian crack(friend)ship

Cus it’s like a crackship but they don’t crack, they truly are just best friends. Think about everything they could bond over: scars on the right side of their faces, dependence on alcohol, history with the ethics committee, a desire to make the foundation a better place, copious amounts of trauma, relatively compatible personalities and senses of humor, THINK. 

 The best part is, Cimmerian’s immortal so Jacobs won’t have to go through his ‘everyone I love gets hurt because of me’ routine cus there’d be nothing to worry about, the man can’t die. I mean, jacobs would probably end up dying on Cimmerian eventually but uh….. we don’t have to think about that. (I say probably cus I don’t remember specifically how his immortality functions) And there’s a lot of room for funny interactions, and some genuine ones too. Mostly I just want my number one favorite and my number three favorite to interact idk.

In honor of finding out a really good stimboard was actually Sherman being a CG (Just know that I for one, DO NOT LIKE AND BAN THE DYNAMIC OF FICTIONAL CG & LITTLE Y/N AND/OR OC IN MY BLOGS, I LOVE YOU ALL, BUT IF YOU CANON THAT KIND OF STYLE, PLZ GET OUT!~), I'm now gonna give you all some Sherminator Agere headcanons becauz why not?~

*His little age is 5-12.

*He usually regresses when he's trying so hard to get 4521 to scream...(Poor thing...)

*SCP-999 time is very much needed at regression time!

*"NO NAP!" Is something he would definitely say while little.

Oh yeah, picture is NOT mine!