#siri nova

Siri: Musie! how’s it! I heard you brought your “hot roommate 21nb” over!

Musica: WHAT. Siri. how the hell do you know about that?!

Siri: duh, we all have Reddit accounts. dude, you gave yourself away saying you had 3 nosy siblings and lived in a big city. now where is he! I wanna meet Mr. Submissive and Breedable!

Haruki: uh...Mr. what now?

what better time than now for a s-s-s-s-spare check-in! while we’re already in Brindleton Bay anyway. have a montage of me getting my spares moved out and cuffed. and it’s also a way to reintroduce the Nova wives because I almost forgot who they were.

Sirius and Electra buried their fathers in the plot that they had bought for the family years back, in preparation for the inevitable.

Siri: appa! appa, you okay? I heard... heard... oh my god...

Grim Reaper: Sirius Nova. your time has come.

Siri: what?? me?? but I’m...I’m not even d--

Grim Reaper: ...is what I would say if it really was your time! nah I’m just joshing, buddy. your dad’s dead though. but like you knew that already, right?

Siri: (sobbing)

crisp, cold autumnal mornings is what’s providing Siri inspiration for his first album, tentatively titled “Feeling Feelings while I’m in my feelings”

Bridgit moved in too! good thing she and Sirius were the same age eh?

Bridgit: I can’t wait until my boyfriend and I have kids to start the 2nd generation of this legacy :)

well, it’s now about the time we transition out of this generation, as it’s Sirius and Musica’s young adult birthdays!

Muse: wait is my hair about to inexplicably change colour because we changed to sorbets remix after 9 months of not opening the sims?

Siri: appa, now that you’re literally ancient--have you got any sagely advice for me to take into my adult years?

Dayton: hmmmm. become a scalper for some obscure, niche shit. some really desperate 30 year old with nothing to lose is gonna drop $52k on some hobby shit and you’re gonna laugh all the way to the bank

Siri: wow you’re...like actually a bad person