#sir dwarf

Gavrel

Atticus

Nik

Furniture Man

Dendar

Sir Dwarf

Doc

Kaera

Hazzlegurd

The Lady of the Castle

Ooh, fun! This one took me some thought and also some shuffling.

Marry: We all know this one has to be Gavrel. He'd be sad if I didn't, and I can't let Gavrel be sad. Also, he's considerate, devoted, and startlingly handsome. I'm insisting that we go to couples therapy, though, because his communication skills need HELP.

Drink tea with: The Lady of the Castle, so we can commiserate about our incredibly reckless and ridiculously brooding menfolk.

Party with: Hazzlegurd. She seems cool.

Kiss: Sir Dwarf, on the forehead, in the manner of a queen to a trusted vassal.

Go out on a date with: Nik. He might not be the kind of guy I'd want to marry, but he'd be a good date. Pleasant, cheerful, and knows all the fun outdoor activities in the area.

Push down the stairs: Atticus. He'll catch himself with magic and be fine, and he keeps being a pill, so it will make me feel better.

Slap: Dendar, after he walks into ANOTHER deadly situation while trailing glitter and being tracked by multiple monsters, in the hopes that it will knock some sense into him. (It will not.)

Invade the dreams of: Kaera. I mean, I've already invaded the mental plane for her, and besides, invading her dreams to be a harmless annoyance would be really funny revenge for all the stress she's put Morwen through.

Take a nap with: Doc, as part of a devious scheme on both our parts to make the other person rest properly.

That awkward moment when you almost get outed as undercover monarch of an entire realm (by right) because the one guy who knows can't restrain his glee at seeing you again (he is the height of chivalrous honour but he has NO TACT).

Also, making Gaspar a corgi for this meme makes me cackle inside.

Because it's been a looooong time since we had a Terrafell headcanon post, and Furniture Man's love language being friendly haunting came up in conversation, so...

Gavrel: Anything he comprehends as affection. Which mostly means physical touch. If he thought you were throwing rocks at him affectionately, though, he'd be happy, he's that starved for any sort of kindness.

Nik: Hugs! And sparring. And going out to kill monsters together. So physical touch and quality time.

Atticus: Probably quality time, in the form of reading the same books and geeking out together. Possibly also gift giving, if the gift is a book he doesn't have.

Furniture Man: Also quality time, since he's pretty gun-shy about touch and he tends to spook people in close proximity. Also, as above, friendly haunting. Oh, and pranks. All the pranks.

Doc: Medical treatment and general fretting.

Wilfully Psycho: Attempted murder, but not, like, serious attempted murder.

Wilfully Psycho's Sister: Probably keeping her brother from murdering you.

Kaera: I'm sure she has one, but so far all I've read off of this child has been rage.

Sir Dwarf: Judging by his interactions with Morwen, making giant puppy-dog eyes at you.

The Mysterious A.T.: Uh. Does he allow himself to have love languages? I don't know. Does letting a former girlfriend stab him count as physical touch? I kind of hope not.

Emperor to Be: Does conquering cities for you count as an act of service?

Morwen herself: Naturally quality time and acts of service, but the act of service Gavrel needs most is "hug", so she's branching out into physical touch, and a lot of the party need sleep schedules, so she's also branching out into "send Gavrel to drag you away from your workstation until you eat food".