#sinistersaz

as previously stated, the hover feature wouldn't work on my follow forever post. :/ anyways, go under the cut for a little message if you're tagged!

Put your music on shuffle and answer the questions. Tag ten of your followers to do the same.

First song describes how you die: Wasted Years — Maroon 5  [?? How??]

Love life: Bad Blood — Bastille [um… Good to know?]

Played at your wedding: Give Me Love — Ed Sheeran [love love love]

Add “in my pants” at the end: Torn Apart in My Pants [Weird. Probably also a little bit painful.]

Funeral Song: Snap Out of It -- Arcric Monkeys [Wow. Uh...]

Theme song: Go All the Way -- Raspberries [Not bad, I guess...]

Song that plays when you think of someone you love:: State of Grace -- Taylor Swift [Accurate? ....]

Add “with a shovel and a screwdriver” at the end: When I Was Your Man (with a shovel and a screwdriver) [Creepy. If only a little bit.]

I was tagged by the beautiful, talented, brilliant and brave Highandfunctioning (If you love Sherlock and awesomeness, her blog is for you).

~ Rules ~

rule 1: always post the rules. rule 2: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, and write 11 new ones. rule 3: tag 11 people.

~ Questions ~

1. Bed Wed Behead 3 people/fictional characters of your choice.

Bed: Abaddon from Supernatural or Julie D'Aubigny if I could time travel (real person). Wed: Sanji from One Piece. Behead: Light Yagami from Death Note.

2. If you would be locked in a room for a week what would you take with you?

The Tardis and the key to it and a manual how to drive it.

3. A special piece of funiture you’d like to have?

Does a giant hamster balls count? I think it should.

4. If you could stop the time on the entire planet for as long as you’d like and you wouldn’t have to face any consequences, what would you do?

(All of your questions are so gooood! You're genius, dear!!)

Honestly? I would go and rob someone or some who was/were a famous arsehole/s and only made the world a worse place to live in. But I would not keep any of the money. I would spend them all on charity, my family and my friends. And then I'd walk into governments that oppresses their people and get the dirt on them to use as blackmailing so the freaking stop.

5. What’s your earliest memory?

We were moving to the house we lived in before the one me and my family lives in now, and I was sitting on my dad's shoulders as we walked there, dummy in mouth. And I was really shy for the dad in the other family (our families have been friends for ages, but he was a stranger then, and he had this suspicious-looking moustache). So I covered behind my dad's head and hid my little head and thought that if I stayed quiet the man would not think I was there but that my Dad was some kind of four-armed, weird monster... I don't think he bought that.

6. The last song you listened to?

For the First Time in Forever (reprise)- Swedish version. (From Frozen)

7. A profession you’d like to do? Not because of the money but because it’s fun? Like consulting detective, Ninja or a creature of the sea that attacks the ships of soulless sailors?

I would want to be an adventurer/pirate mermaid who can also walk on land and had cool magical powers and was a warrior... That was pretty much my childhood dream.

8. If you could change the colour of one thing, what thing and what colour would you choose?

(Such unique and fantastic questions!)

I would change so that red roses became brown. Cause I want to hear so poetry about the colour brown. And they better continue with writing about roses then!

Roses are brown.

Mycroft Holmes usually frown,

when his brother causes mayham,

like stealing his delicious Government ham.

A poetry by Doctor John H Watson.

Roses are brown.

I'm not gay.

But if Sherlock would ask if he could fuck me.

I would say "okay".

9. How would your dream pizza look like? And why?

With Martin Freeman, Andrew Scott, John Watson, Jim Moriarty and Tom Hiddlestone on.... Alive, of course. Because of *coughcough* science!

10. Which fictional character would you like to punch in the face the most?

Light Yagami.

11. I’m here to talk to you about the avenger initiative. What do you say? What skills could you contribute?

I have trained Aikido for a couple of years, I know how to shoot with an air shotgun, I'm smart and good and seeing people for who they are and people easily trusts me. Plus, I can do this, *stands on one leg and closes eyes*

The awesome people I'm tagging: Mona-the-Great, Martinfreemanslovelybeard, Anneincolor, Lecters-Reckoning, Aconissa, Sinistersaz, Martinbutt, Shellybees, Smush-ed, Chordata16, Arkhamscupcake.

~ My Questions! ~ 

1, What do you think the meaning in life is?

2, If you could have three traits from other animals, which would you choose?

3, If there would be no awkwardness/negative consequences of it, which fictional character/characters would you have a sleep-over with?

4, If you could marry any villain (again, without any negative consequences) who would you choose? You don't have to even kiss or share bed or even live together or anything, just be wedded.

5, Which fictional universe would you like to be in the most?

6, Why that one?

7, What would you like to happen in that one?

8, If you suddenly saw your OTP on the street or something, alive and real people, and obviously being together-together, what would you do/say to them?

9, If your were a deity, what would you want to be deity of? Like Loke, God of Disagreement (yes, that's what we say in Sweden, God of Disagreement), or Athena, Goddess of War and Wisdom, or Tony Stark, God of Sass and Cheesy One-Liners.)  

10, Would you be a Superhero, a Supervillain, a SuperAnti-Hero, or a SuperAnti-Villain? Why and what would your powers/other skills be?

urgh, fucking hell. I hated the Mako

I was tagged by the incredibly talented and fabulous Ana Rosa. (who by the way writes fantastic Smaugbo, Jarene and Johnlock things so ya’ll should check it out if you like those ships, seriously she’s amazing)

The fabulous questions I got:

1, Favourite fictional antagonist?

You can’t just ask me to choose a favourite! I love the bad guys! I suppose the Joker… But I also hate him for being such a shite to Harley Quinn (and I love Harley!). I suppose Harley Quinn and/or the Joker.

2, Something you’d change about your home country?

*laughs bitterly* So many things. Equal rights for everyone. And more IKEAs… Their meatballs and gravy rock! That’s like the most Swedish thing I could choose... Except for more caviar (not the fancy sort we call that "Russian caviar)) to your Swedish cracker.

3, You get a pet dog/cat. Which fictional character do you name it after?

  I’d name a kitten Loke (not Loki since I’m Swedish and Loki is the Norse name). It fits since he would be adopted…

4, Favourite book series?

The Skulduggery Pleasant series.

5, Last song you listened to?

The one I’l listen now is One Little Scare Ought To Do You Some Good from Phineas and Ferb

6, Dream job?

Psychiatrist or adventurer with ninja and mermaid powers… And writer.

7, Best day of the year (other than bday)?

The annual Grading Day in Aikido.

8, Most disliked celebrity?

There are so many! Which is why I think we should just throw everyone in to the Douchebag Games (Robin Thicke, Justin Bieber, Perez Hilton, all of them). Where they have to fight and the winner will be my most disliked celebrity

9, Favourite heroic character growing up?

Hermione Granger, (also Frigga, she's a Mythical Goddess but I think she should count).

10, Favourite historical figures?

Julie d’Aubigny, Victor Marie Hugo, Napoleon Bonaparte, Emily Davison, Jeanne d’arc, Mother Teresa, Mahatma Gandhi and Jesus…. I like history, okay.

11, Earliest memory?

This is an blurry one and I have another one that day too. But we were moving to our new house (that we have moved from too), and I was sitting in my dad’s shoulders cause I was shy to the ones we were buying it from. So I thought if I his behind my father’s head they’d thought it was just a four armed monster and think that’d be completely normal and not suspect I was there… I was probably not even three, don’t judge me.

Own questions of fabulousness!:

1, How would your dream pizza look like? And why?

2, You remind me of the babe, but what babe?

3, Which is best, ninjas or pirates?

4, What is does that missing button or sock or whatever go?

5, Unicorns or Pegasuses?

6, Which fictional character would you like to punch in the face the most?

7, If we say that you’d be 100% safe and it would not effect you negatively in any way in the future, which villain would you like to meet? In what way you meed and how you spend time is up to you. (You could bake a cake on a flying Unicorn and sing serenades to each other about your undying love for fish.)

8, *Nick Fury voice* I’m here to talk to you about the avenger initiative. What do you say?

9, What’s the most fabulous thing in the world?

10, If you could choose, what would you make your and everyone else farts smell like?

11, How would your ideal pirate crew look like? You can choose among real and fictional persons and decide whatever you want, even that they would not kill each other. And you don’t even have to be the Captain.