#sinistercore

as a child in the nest I grew up with very evil parents. born and raised evil, I was taught how to twirl my 'stache, I was taught how to conduct evil schemes, when I turned eighteen I was permitted a lair of my own where I was to flourish into the most sinister avian known to the world and - with your help - I can extend my reach to the stars above. become my henchman and you too shall feel the thrill of villainy as we traverse not only earth but conquer the galaxy.